A lot of people ask me, "How do you have time to write stuff for your blog when you also have a job?" which, to me, actually should be "How do you keep your job when all you do there is write stuff for your blog?"
It's all in the semantics, people.
So I'm sitting here on a Wednesday morning and with Christmas rapidly approaching, had this in my head for whatever reason so I decided to just draw it up and throw it out there.
See?
Stocking hung. Hung stocking.
Semantics, people. Semantics.
Friday, December 09, 2011
The stockings were what?!
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This is totally unrealistic. That hung stocking isn't black. #StockingStereotypes
Ahahhaa, love it.
I was going to say something sassy about stocking but got distracted by the ridiculous idiot trying to sell a book in your comments. I hope that's a weird joke of some sort.
Looking in my drawers for a hung stocking!
love how you took the stock photo there and used it anyway.
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Why American men should boycott American women
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I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don't know how to cook or clean, don't want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?
American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.
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Tens of millions of American men have had their lives completely destroyed by American women through the following crimes:
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Not one single American woman has EVER condemned their fellow American women for committing these crimes against men. Silence means consent. Therefore, American women support and enjoy destroying men's lives and causing men to commit suicide. Apparently, American women think it is okay to be a criminal, just as long as you are a woman. Therefore, is it any surprise that a huge percent of American men no longer want anything to do with American women, other than using them for easy sex and then throwing them away?
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Hahahah I love how the lady stockings are very impressed by hung stocking. I'd be, too.
I say we should boycott any American man with this level of insane anger, but do not boycott the stockings that are hung with care.
Remember stockings!!!!! Consult physician if it lasts for more than 4 hours!
#stockingcialis
bow chicka bow bow
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