The stockings were what?! | Mental Poo

Friday, December 09, 2011

The stockings were what?!

A lot of people ask me, "How do you have time to write stuff for your blog when you also have a job?" which, to me, actually should be "How do you keep your job when all you do there is write stuff for your blog?"

It's all in the semantics, people.

So I'm sitting here on a Wednesday morning and with Christmas rapidly approaching, had this in my head for whatever reason so I decided to just draw it up and throw it out there.


Stocking hung. Hung stocking.

Semantics, people. Semantics.


HeathRobots said...

This is totally unrealistic. That hung stocking isn't black. #StockingStereotypes

Haven said...

Ahahhaa, love it.

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Knight said...

I was going to say something sassy about stocking but got distracted by the ridiculous idiot trying to sell a book in your comments. I hope that's a weird joke of some sort.

Unknown said...

Looking in my drawers for a hung stocking!

karensomethingorother said...

love how you took the stock photo there and used it anyway.

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Gia said...

Hahahah I love how the lady stockings are very impressed by hung stocking. I'd be, too.

Annie said...

I say we should boycott any American man with this level of insane anger, but do not boycott the stockings that are hung with care.

From the Mind of a Madman said...

Remember stockings!!!!! Consult physician if it lasts for more than 4 hours!

i drew a piggy said...

bow chicka bow bow

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