The Girlfriend Chronicles | Mental Poo

Monday, January 16, 2012

The Girlfriend Chronicles

Just thought I'd share some excerpts with you guys of some chat conversations between my girlfriend and I.*

It's okay to be jealous.

However, after reading these I probably should have put a PG-13 or R rating on this because she kind of has a potty mouth. MOM YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LOOK AWAY RIGHT NOW!

*no feelings were harmed during the creation of this post because I essentially have none - like a Vulcan but with smaller ears yet with eerily similar super-strength














So, to all you single ladies out there, remember:

Sure, you may die alone. But it could be worse.

You could be MY girlfriend.

11 comments:

Vodka Logic said...

Kerredith deserves some sort of award.. :)

Haven said...

::laughs:: Is there something wrong with me that I love having conversations like that as often as possible?

jack mehoff said...

personally getting my taint n shit "body sugared" sounds fuckin awesome, specially if shes goin with!

Eva Gallant said...

When you have that Brazilian Wax. be sire tp post photos!

Leanne said...

She sounds perfect for you! This is so awesome. "Because it's Wednesday." Yes.

EllieM72 said...

That just made me want you more.

Miss Yvonne said...

Your romance is like a breath of fresh air in a trash compactor full of bad eggs and poopy diapers. You're like the Jane and Mr. Darcy of modern times. Except with more dinosaurs.

Christina_the_wench said...

It is amazing how two totally demented individuals actually found each other. Love does exist. (sigh)

meleah rebeccah said...

I love the two of you - but I have NO IDEA how she puts up with you. Give my girl a kiss for me.

Mike said...

There's nothing wrong with a girlfriend that has a dirty mind. For example, I recently ran into a co-worker. I was with the girl I'm dating. He said the word "fuck" and got all wide eyed and apologized profusely. I told him not to worry about it. I'd just picked her up 10 minutes ago and she'd already said fuck twice so it's all good.

See? Gets you out of potentially awkward situations.

Margaret (Nanny Goats) said...

No, you don't understand. In my sick world (and if I weren't already taken) you would totally be my boyfriend. Does Kerredith know how lucky she is?

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