Things I Notice - Butt Wiping 101 | Mental Poo

Friday, March 30, 2012

Things I Notice - Butt Wiping 101

Sitting in the men's room the other day at work doing my biznezz when I noticed this on the toilet paper dispenser:


This begs the following questions:

1) What kind of person needs instructions for toilet paper?

All I know is, I never want to meet this person or be around when they go into the OTHER stall where this little 'how to' sticker has come off.

"9-1-1...what's your emergency?"


2) If retrieving a square of toilet paper requires such an explanation, why aren't these also written in Braille?

Way to discriminate against really dumb blind people who have wipe their asses, toilet dispenser making people.

9 comments:

Sweety Darlin said...

You should see the feminine product dispenser and waste basket in the girls bathroom!

www.sweetydarlin.blogspot.com

jack mehoff said...

prob the same people who write the condom application instructions

CrazyTragicAlmostMagic said...

I'm a fan of the "Employees must wash hands..." Seriously? If you need to be told or reminded to wash your hands after using the bathroom you should probably never leave the house.

Mike said...

Maybe it's for those unfortunate people who never had parents? You know, for that awkward phase where you can poop on the can but can't wipe yourself. It's your PARENTS who show you how to use TP, and if you didn't have any, well, the worlds pretty new isn't it?

Red said...

Wouldn't that be horrible if it was a poor dumb blind person who was a germophobe and therefore wouldn't want to read braille on a toilet paper dispenser?

Poor blind guy.

AccordingtoJewels said...

braille? So they can attempt, fail, then smear their crap all over while they "read" the instructions? *cringe*

NellieVaughn said...

All the public bathrooms I have ever used don't need this sticker since there in never any toilet paper in there.

lifeintheboomerlane said...

I'm glad you posted this because it gives me the opportunity to vent. Ask me know many times I have pulled the toilet paper and then it tears off too high and I can't make the roll move and I'm sitting there and I already know I have no tissues in my purse which is hanging there on the door too high up anyway.

Simone Says... said...

the worst is when you have to use a seat cover because you forgot to make sure there was toilet paper...

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