A few weeks ago at work we switched our email from Microsoft Outlook to Google Mail and if you're still awake at this point I think you need to give yourselves a round of applause.
Like most things such as schedules and seasons and transvestites, I detest change and thus hated the switch over to Google Mail but I DID find one thing that made it all worth it.
My Profile.
You see, we're allowed to attach a picture to our profile so when you send emails and chat internally, people can finally put a face to the name.
So here's what people have been getting to see when they contact me:
Someone actually replied to one of my emails with, "Thanks, Fabio" and I was so satisfied that I went home early.
Like I needed an excuse for that.
I'm changing these up, like, twice a week so if you have any recommendations I'd appreciate it. Double points if your company is also hiring because I'm pretty sure I'm getting canned for the Michael Jackson one.
Fabio out.
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Google profiles, me, and a foreshadowing of my firing
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HAHA They had to assume people would do this. And if not, they should have.
What about Gumby? or Peter Griffin?
Steve Jobs.
Ken Thompson.
Stephen Hawking.
Sigmund Freud.
Oh and you did the queen, so why not the pope?
Eric Carmen
Jim Croce
Edgar Winter
Any musician from the 70's.
I need to change the channel...
Snookie
Chewbacca
Wait, too similar... sorry.
lol I love this. All I could think of after that Michael picture was Bob Ross and his happy little trees. haha
So,
Bob Ross
Ted Nuggent
Peter Frampton
Peter Faulk
Waldorf & Statler (muppets)
Jack Lemmon
Lady Gaga
any of the cast of Twilight
and of course
your "Holemate" cookie!
Lorenzo Lamas
Clint Howard
Clint Eastwood should get you whatever you want.. whatever
Canned for Michael Jackson? You should be promoted. For the good sense to use a pic from his pre-weirdness phase, unlike the one of Nick Nolte.
Barry Manilow
Liberace
Richard Simmons
P.S. Fabio was my favorite one thus far.
Use a picture of me, (you have my express written consent as of now) and tell people you got stung by a wasp.
Jesus hanging from the cross (because of Easter, obvs)
You're welcome.
soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur
How about Pee Wee Herman? Kramer?
CHUCK FREAKIN NORRIS!!!!
There are so many awesome Chuck Norris jokes why wouldn't that be the picture to have!!!
www.sweetydarlin.blogspot.com
Chuck Norris
Lenny Kravitz
John Holmes
Your Mom
John Holmes with Your Mom
Jason Statham
Christina Aguilera
Bette Midler
Sweeney todd
Ron Jeremy seems appropriate.
Totally HILARIOUS. And I second the Ron Jeremy idea!
Edward Scissorhands....or that hooker who was caught with the prime minister in Love Actually (bad w/ names.....)
That's disgusting!
Seriously, who would let David Hasselhoff hold puppies? That's horrible.
You should try using Charles Manson... or Star Jones.
How about Stewie?
And I can't help you in the job search if u get fired...they're letting my ass go in Sept.
James Bond (go with your favorite)
Cat Woman(either a series or your favorite, mine's Lee Merriwether)
Then I started thinking series...
Hannibal Lecter
Jason Voorhees
Freddy Kruger
Michael Mayers
Leatherface
What the hell do the whole Bond series too (except for Daniel Craig, he's not a real Bond).
greatness....
find out if someone in your office has a fear of spiders and then put a wolf spider as your picture.
what can I say.. I'm evil.
Why are you always so awesome? That shouldn't be allowed.
I'm with Ann 100% lol!
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Mr. Rogers, Bozo, Obama, Chris Harrison, Rambo, Trump, Prince, Nixon, an original planet of the apes character, Large Marge, Conan O'brian and I LOVE the Pope idea. Oh and Oprah, Giraldo and Phil Hartman as Frankenstein.
Mr. Rogers, Bozo, Obama, Chris Harrison, Rambo, Trump, Prince, Nixon, an original planet of the apes character, Large Marge, Conan O'brian and I LOVE the Pope idea. Oh and Oprah, Giraldo and Phil Hartman as Frankenstein.
Mr. Rogers, Bozo, Obama, Chris Harrison, Rambo, Trump, Prince, Nixon, an original planet of the apes character, Large Marge, Conan O'brian and I LOVE the Pope idea. Oh and Oprah, Giraldo and Phil Hartman as Frankenstein.
what about your readers? OR:
malcolm-jamal warner
richard simmons
andrew ridgeley
billy dee williams
don knotts
weird al yankovic
hall or oates
i hope you don't get fired. they need you there. my god.
Can you start including those pictures they used to take of dead people in the late 1800s, where they're all dressed up and sitting around? Because that would be terrifying.
Also,
Heat Miser
Regis Philbin
Diana Ross
What about switching back and forth between Superman and Clark Kent?
wonderful! My favourite was The Hoff. How about some Achey Breaky Rodney?
Iron Eyes Cody
I think you're losing out on a great opportunity here if you don't immediately make yourself The Terminator. Hasta la vista, baby.
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