Shit I Forgot to Write About - Why I Don't Wrestle and A CAPTION CONTEST!! | Mental Poo

Thursday, July 05, 2012

Shit I Forgot to Write About - Why I Don't Wrestle and A CAPTION CONTEST!!

My newspaper kept running a series of High School wrestling photos for, like, two weeks and with every disturbing photo I just kept thinking to myself:

"Thank GOD I don't wrestle," and "I'm glad I'm not gay," and "I'm glad I'm not a gay wrestler" because, honestly, this shit doesn't look comfortable whether or not you're doing it for sport.



So since the title of this is "Shit I Forgot to Write About" I have to tell you that I was all ready to have my first ever "Caption Contest" with the winner getting an official "Midget Man of Steel Coffee Mug" but then I forgot to do it so I made up some captions myself.















Think you can do better?

Go nuts.

That one doesn't count.

13 comments:

Travis Sloat said...

These are the first leaked photos of the new bestseller, "Fifty Shades of Gay."

Eva Gallant said...

I hate having to admit to your brilliance! Those captions are great!

Ryan said...

"OH GOD! Not what I thought you meant when you said 'just the head'!"

Brian Bernard said...

"Now cough please."

Ann said...

"Sometimes you feel like a nut..."

J. Bear Savo said...

"I told you that you are nothing but an ass hat."

Vicky said...

"And then there was one"

NellieVaughn said...

My back hurts just looking at this. I want it out of my head.

ndenunz said...

Medical Multitasking:
Taking the pulse while doing a testicular exam.

Emily G said...

Competitive game of Twister gets waaaaaaaay out of hand.

Jeremy from We Took The Bait said...

Justin is reminded that he needs to add tea bags to the weekly grocery list

MommaKiss said...

a visit here never disappoints in reminding me you're fucked up.

dude, captcha now? consider this my last comment cuz i'm lazy.

nonamedufus said...

Fred and Bob pull out all the stops in their effort to capture the gold medal in the Olympic Hokey-Pokey pairs competition.

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