My newspaper kept running a series of High School wrestling photos for, like, two weeks and with every disturbing photo I just kept thinking to myself:
"Thank GOD I don't wrestle," and "I'm glad I'm not gay," and "I'm glad I'm not a gay wrestler" because, honestly, this shit doesn't look comfortable whether or not you're doing it for sport.
So since the title of this is "Shit I Forgot to Write About" I have to tell you that I was all ready to have my first ever "Caption Contest" with the winner getting an official "Midget Man of Steel Coffee Mug" but then I forgot to do it so I made up some captions myself.
Think you can do better?
Go nuts.
That one doesn't count.
Thursday, July 05, 2012
Shit I Forgot to Write About - Why I Don't Wrestle and A CAPTION CONTEST!!
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These are the first leaked photos of the new bestseller, "Fifty Shades of Gay."
I hate having to admit to your brilliance! Those captions are great!
"OH GOD! Not what I thought you meant when you said 'just the head'!"
"Now cough please."
"Sometimes you feel like a nut..."
"And then there was one"
My back hurts just looking at this. I want it out of my head.
Medical Multitasking:
Taking the pulse while doing a testicular exam.
Competitive game of Twister gets waaaaaaaay out of hand.
Justin is reminded that he needs to add tea bags to the weekly grocery list
a visit here never disappoints in reminding me you're fucked up.
dude, captcha now? consider this my last comment cuz i'm lazy.
Fred and Bob pull out all the stops in their effort to capture the gold medal in the Olympic Hokey-Pokey pairs competition.
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