The Power of Christ Compels You....to lie to people inappropriately

My son bought a new game for the XBox a few weeks ago called "Fibbage."

In a nutshell, you must come up with fake answers to questions and make the other players believe it's the truth.

Instead of "Fibbage" maybe it should be called "Marriage."

Seriously, honey. I was totally out with the guys last Friday.

The great part of the game is that you play on any internet-connected device. You sit in the same room as the XBox gives you categories. One player is randomly picked to choose the category. Then the XBox narrates the question, and you submit your answer using your own phone, tablet, laptop, etc., etc.

The first part is making up your own player name.

Here's how this goes in my house:

Keep in mind that most of these are names my children picked.

If there is a Hell, we are all certainly going to it.

I didn't take a screenshot of player names like "Anal Secretion" and "Nickelblech."

I regret some of my decisions.

Then you get the question, and the submitted answers from the players (one answer is always the truth). Here's what THAT looks like in my house:

So, that's what it looks like with the answers submitted and the missing word.

"Waxing his butthole" was mine. Yes, we are still playing with my children at this time. Yet another reason why they will need therapy at some point, I'm sure. The correct answer there was 'heroin.'

Here's another example:

The 'your mom' one never fails to kill me. I will laugh for 10 minutes straight.

On a side note, you'd be amazed at how many of these questions where 'your mom...OHHHH!' actually works as an answer.

Here's an example of the the correct answer, 'Cry' being shown - but with our other submissions listed:

My submission was 'saw a woman in half.'

No one picked it. I'm not sure why.

Also not sure why 'Your Mom..OHHHHH' wasn't submitted here, either.

It fits perfectly. Just like Your M-

Never mind.

With Words with Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemies? - Part 3

Like the rest of the modern world I'm hooked on "Words with Friends" because being able to look at a board that includes "anal," "nuns,""spank" and "whore" just makes me smile for some reason.

But more often than not I find that my letter tiles shuffle into some pretty interesting things themselves.

My first episode and subsequent second episode of this series turned out to be pretty successful so I figured we'd keep it rolling.

Enjoy.

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Trust me..there are more where these came from.

If you're my friend on Facebook or if you follow me on Twitter, look me up for a game.

Don't leave all these spanked nuns out in the cold.

The Gordon Ramsay Drinking Game!!

SPECIAL PRINT-N-SAVE VERSION OF "MENTAL POO!"

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I was bored at work, as usual.

The night before I witnessed the finale of both Hell's Kitchen and MasterChef and then went into convulsions because as I browsed the channels afterwards I realized there was NOTHING ON THAT HAD GORDON RAMSAY IN IT.

FYI, the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse is "No Gordon Ramsay show scheduled on Fox Television."

So then I made this.

THE GORDON RAMSAY DRINKING GAME!

It's valid for almost all of his shows:

Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, Hotel Hell, MasterChef, Hell's Hotel Kitchen Nightmare, Nightmare on MasterChef Street, etc., etc.



The only problem with this is that you're all going to probably be completely shitfaced, like, 3 minutes into whatever show you're watching.

Other than that, I see this as another potential money-maker for me.

Now if I could just get Mattel to sign off on it, and get Gordon Ramsay not to sue I'm GOLDEN.