The Gordon Ramsay Drinking Game!!

SPECIAL PRINT-N-SAVE VERSION OF "MENTAL POO!"

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I was bored at work, as usual.

The night before I witnessed the finale of both Hell's Kitchen and MasterChef and then went into convulsions because as I browsed the channels afterwards I realized there was NOTHING ON THAT HAD GORDON RAMSAY IN IT.

FYI, the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse is "No Gordon Ramsay show scheduled on Fox Television."

So then I made this.

THE GORDON RAMSAY DRINKING GAME!

It's valid for almost all of his shows:

Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, Hotel Hell, MasterChef, Hell's Hotel Kitchen Nightmare, Nightmare on MasterChef Street, etc., etc.



The only problem with this is that you're all going to probably be completely shitfaced, like, 3 minutes into whatever show you're watching.

Other than that, I see this as another potential money-maker for me.

Now if I could just get Mattel to sign off on it, and get Gordon Ramsay not to sue I'm GOLDEN.

Tropical Storm Isaac, MasterChef reverse-racism, and my most recent brushes with fame

I thought this was appropriate since TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY and all.

My PayPal address is midgetmanofsteel@yahoo.com if you want to send me a great big cash gift.

Thanks in advance.

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A couple of cool things happened last week.

FIRST:

If you watch the show, "MasterChef" in the United States then you know that the judges panel is made up of Gordon Ramsey, Graham Elliot and some guy named Joe who is just generally mean to people and bites his fork.

Regardless, during one of the challenges, Graham presented three dishes that he serves in his own restaurant and asked a contestant to recreate one of them in the kitchen. This is how he introduced the dishes:

"This dish was eaten by Oprah Winfrey."

"This dish was ordered by Jay-Z."

"THIS dish..was eaten by President Barack Obama."

..and then a light bulb went off in my head in which I promptly Tweeted this:


Then...just a short time later...

I received THIS email from Twitter:


Yes. Graham Elliot retweeted it to his 39k followers and then I died.

THEN:

Tropical Storm Isaac was in the news all last week, so one morning I Tweeted this to my man-crush Boston Fox 25 Morning News Anchor Gene Lavanchy because they were talking about postponing the Republican National Convention. I also included his co-anchor, Shannon Mulaire, because she's smoking hot:


Then Gene told me via Twitter to 'watch "Mail Call" this morning' which is when they read their viewer input and...

...well...

THIS:


It looked even better on the big screen, people. True story.

Now if someone would just pay me to do this stuff full-time, I'd be all set.

*echo

Besides my employer, I mean.

I should probably do some work.

Moog out.