The Girlfriend Chronicles goes Cinco de WTF-O

After the success of my previous "Girlfriend Chronicles," posts, I figured I'd share some more excerpts with you guys of some chat conversations between my girlfriend and I.

It's okay to be jealous.

And you should probably send Kerri a sympathy card or something after reading these.

She puts up with a LOT.

Enjoy!

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..and then on Facebook everyone corrected me because it's called a 'tilde' not a 'tilda' and guess who has two thumbs and really doesn't give a shit?

Then..

For some reason Kerri plays all these games on Facebook (or, as she says, her "son plays them" (rolls eyes)) and then all these game achievements get posted on her page so it's not uncommon to see shit like this:

Reach for the stars, baby.

Reach for the stars.

So, to all you single ladies out there, remember:

Sure, you may die alone. But it could be worse.

You could be MY girlfriend.