The Honeymoon Playlist | Mental Poo

Friday, November 22, 2013

The Honeymoon Playlist

I'm getting married TOMORROW.


Given it's our second wedding each, we just did a small little gathering at a local restaurant and I will probably just wear a tuxedo shirt like my son is doing. Should be hysterical.

Not for the bride, probably. But this day isn't all about her SO STOP BEING SO SELFISH, KERRI.

But the place we rented for the day lets us plug in our own devices and play our own playlists so I've taken it upon myself to come up with some of these myself.

As is my custom to not take anything seriously and have complete disregard for the feelings of those closest to me in order to be self-serving, I give you today's playlist:

The Honeymoon Playlist

I figured it would only be fair to stop shitting all over the institution of marriage and give Kerri a playlist that she could laugh at, too.

These songs are best read in order, top left to bottom right, for full effect.

At least I have manners.

Other suggestions are welcome. As are iTunes gift cards - these songs ain't cheap.

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