Tis the Season to Receive and to Give...which is why I support prostitution | Mental Poo

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Tis the Season to Receive and to Give...which is why I support prostitution

Before I start my daily post, I need to acknowledge that someone else has found fit to bestow upon me an award.

MaunieJames has given me this one:

It's called "The Best Friends Award."

Although, I had no idea we actually even knew each other.

And now I feel obligated to go buy a goddamn Christmas Present since we're such good friends.


Anyway, this is my fourth award with some type of animal (I have been previously awarded a parrot, llama and some type of sea serpent).

Thankfully, though, it's my only award with a cat on it.

I don't like cats.

I wish the dog pictured in the award would eat the cat, so I'd be just left with the dog.

Not that I have anything against cats, though...really.

I had a great cat named Muffin (NO LAUGHING) when I was growing up...great, great cat...I miss Muffin...so...much...


Now I'm teary eyed.

I need to kick something to even this feeling out.

Quick - find me a cat.

On another note, I'm taking this opportunity to also bestow my ill-conceived "Shart of My Heart" award to three new recipients.

..whether or not they have the balls to actually post this picture on their sites is questionable.

It IS pretty nasty.

Anyway, these sites always make me laugh.


Bottle Blond

One Biscuit Hound

Mimzie's Musings


Malach the Merciless said...

That looks less like Shart and more like road rash

Hungry Mother said...

I prefer the second award over the first. Sharts beat pets anytime.

Anonymous said...

Aw, you're the sweetest thing ever! Thank you! Now I just have to figure out how to put it on my page. Baby steps.

billymac said...

I totally snarfed out some dew with that award... thanks, now my nose hairs are wired.

Anonymous said...

well after all we have been to each other you have forgotten me..
how could you be so cruel..are you telling me you have forgotten the day at Hampton beach in that skanky motel you chose..cheapskate..
how could you?and, and you hate cats?

Moooooog35 said...

To Maunie:


Biscuit said...

Does this mean we're going steady now?

I've been called hon, doll, babe, dear, love...but NEVER has a man called me his shart. *swoon* I think I love you :)

And I have balls. BIG balls. Don't tell anyone.

? said...

Awwww I love being shat on! Thank you, sweetie pie. {{{tongue kiss}}}

prin said...

Thank god I didn't win that one. Whew! Never been so relieved in all me life.

Anonymous said...

I finally got this up on my page. I also renamed it the award. I hope you don't mind. Check out my awards tab on my page to see what i named it.

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