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Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Spreading it Thick


I know...I know...

You're looking at the title and thinking I'm going to be posting nude pictures of Rosie O'Donnell...

...again.

NOPE!

(keeping those in my private "masturbatory fodder" stash)


Just a few things today:

First, I’ve added a new movie review of the “Sex and the City” movie over on my other site, “Moog’s Movie Reviews.”

I’ll repost it here next week as fodder, but if you don’t want to wait…you can head over there NOW and read it.

You’ll also find all of my other movie/theater related stories over there as well.

It’s fun. I made a banner!!

Seriously...I need friends.

On a side note, if you're interested in becoming a reviewer, let me know and I'll add you as a contributor.

I'm that easy.

Secondly:

I’ve received a new award from Crystal over at "Memoirs of a Mommy."


The "Sharing the Love Award."

Personally, the only thing I think I've ever shared is a bad case of genital warts.

And no one wants to see pictures of that.

(If you do, let me know and I'll send you a signed copy)


Anyway...

Crystal I’d hereby like to offer my thanks for the award.

I’d also like to say, “seriously…it’s been, like, three months since someone gave me some type of f*cking award…what the f*ck, people?!”

Ahem.

Anyway…thank you very much.


Thirdly:

I’m giving away my own award today to two someone else who makes me laugh.

YES…ladies and gentlemen…it’s time to give away the coveted “Shart of My Heart” Award once again!


Today, the recipient of this award today is “The Blonde Goddess.”

BG is VERY funny…very good….plus, she paid me to say that.

Enjoy.

Fourthly (Quadly? Fouringly? F*CK. I believe I’m starting to invent words now):

New poll up on the left.

Enjoy it.

Or don’t.

I don't care, really....

I've got nude Rosie O'Donnell pictures that ain't gonna look at themselves.

Moog out.

14 comments:

AngryMan said...

I voted.

Malicious Intent said...

I think I am going to steal the updated version of your award for me sight. You look so handsome in that shot.

Read the movie review. Shithead, stop being a whiny ass baby, go hold your balls and watch the movie. I'll never go so I need you to go and give us the real review.
I never watched the show myself either, really I don't know what the big deal was. South Park has them beat hands down; content, wardrobe, meaningless relationships and at least they have violence.

Malicious Intent said...

Oh I voted to. Appear angryman and I are on the same page.

C.Rag said...

I come here for two reasons:
1.) Posts about shit
2.) Nude pictures of Rosie O'Donnell

Where are those things?

Colonel Colonel said...

So what about Osama Bin Laden getting pinkeye and having a lesbian affair with Lindsey Lohan and them both getting sucked up by a Tornado and blown to China?

(wow- I used "Lindsey Lohan", "sucked" and "blown" all within a single sentence. I feel dirty.)

On the other hand, I got a cool word verification word- WIGALNZ !!

Blonde Goddess said...

WAH! WAH! WAH!

For Christ's sakes Moog, I'll send you a freakin award and I don't even believe in that bullshit.

Check your email, ok?

Blonde Goddess said...

One more thing...are funny and insane synonyms?

I'm thinking I'm more on the insane side than the funny...

meleah rebeccah said...

(keeping those in my private "masturbatory fodder" stash)

hahahahahahahah

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Kimmylyn said...

That is a new meaning for heart on huh.

Buzzardbilly said...

And the Shart of Your Heart couldn't go to a better person. Excellent choice.

Slick said...

Don't feel bad, I'm hardly awarded shit either...

Even by you.

Bastard.

Is Rosie at least wearing something lacy?

Mike said...

I would offer to show you some of my Rosie pictures, but I don't share them.

Besides, guys exchanging pictures from the Spank Bank, is probably gay or something. If its not, it should be.

Preposterous Ponderings said...

I like looking at nude photos of Rosie too.

It always makes me feel better about myself.

Malach the Merciless said...

Is Rosies supposed to have a penis or is that photoshopped?

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