Motivational Filler - Survival | Mental Poo

Friday, February 05, 2010

Motivational Filler - Survival

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):


It's true.

They can't climb trees.

Don't ask me how I know this.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

You can also purchase Authentic "Motivate THIS" Mental Poo Merchandise at the 'Mental Poo' store, or click any of the images below to be taken right there.







Yeah. I'm in it for the money.

Duh.

Moog out.

24 comments:

Elly Lou said...

I love that the kid is already all bruised up. I loved rockin' that look when I was wee.

Vodka Logic said...

In it for the money, hows it working for you?

I do like the motivate this mug.. might just have a look around.

Donnie said...

Pimp!

Tgoette said...

"No Grandpa, No! Bad touch, bad touch!" Ahh, memories!

Unknown said...

So are you raking in the bucks? See my post today about Adsense.

Mandy said...

i know exactly how you know elderly pedophiles can't climb trees. i saw your story on "E! Investigates: Creepiest Pedophile Attempts."

i was so relieved at the end of that special when your home care nurse ran after you and tackled you to the ground. you're quick with that walker!

Maxie said...

@gingermandy

I hope he doesn't get approved for that new scooter chair. those things can MOVE.

phantom ejaculator said...

i'm gonna come inside you.

Brutalism said...

Awwww...That reminds me of Uncle Frank (well, I called him "Uncle Finger...)

Moooooog35 said...

Just want to say that I do not condone the behavior or comments of the 'phantom ejaculator' but in the interest of free speech, decided to let the awful comment stay.

Plus, I hadn't heard from my dad in a long time, so it's nice to every once in a while.

Tracie said...

I think you should make Bernie, I mean Lee some t-shirts to announce her super secret fabulous surprise.

Ed said...

Maybe P.E. (or Dad, as you call him)was just pissed that you were using his picture.

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

That's a good escape plan. Pedophiles are a lot like grizzly bears that way. Except their penises taste better.

MrsBlogAlot said...

Do you have a TWSS T-shirt?

Just wanna see what it looks like...twss (-:

rachaelgking said...

@Steamy - Have you tried dunking them in your hot cocoa?

Spaz said...

You should add an arrow to those t-shirts pointing downwards.

That would make a much better t-shirt

Then people could relate to the funny, since only 500 or 600 people actually know what mental poo is.

Also, you should add your web address so maybe more people could know what mental poo is.

Sarah said...

That would have been helpful advice 15 years ago. Thanks.

(^^Joke that might be over the line. I can never tell.)

http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.com said...

I lost the ability to climb trees when I wrecked my knee, so I guess the kids are safe from me.

Sarah said...

Two hours ago, I implied in a comment on your blog that I was molested by an elderly pedophile.

Five minutes ago, you came to my blog and insulted my genitalia.

Just thought there should be a written record of how awesome you are.

(Do you have the Asstastic shirt in men's? Totes want to give that to the hubby for VD.)

Moooooog35 said...

Sarah: Insulting genitalia is what I do best.

That, and prematurely ejaculate, but this isn't about me.

As far as your husband goes, if his ass IS asstastic, he could probably get away with the ladies' shirt.

Otherwise, check out the store...plenty more designs where that came from.

Plus, I get a dollar.

I see this a win win.

Sarah said...

Can you make it available in booty shorts?

(For the record, I wouldn't actually buy them.)

MommaKiss said...

I want to know where Grampa's hand is. Really. You can't quite tell.

Unknown said...

It nice to see members of the clergy out and about in the neighborhood - seems that this wily pedophile has treed a member of his flock

Funny Atheist Jokes said...

Lol looks like the kid already took a hit in the stuggle. Coulda found a better tree, gonna get bummed!

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