Wrapping up the Week like a Diseased Wiggly | Mental Poo

Sunday, February 07, 2010

Wrapping up the Week like a Diseased Wiggly

Just in case you missed it,

My Posts from this Week:

Texas Roadhouse started fucking with me via email.

I continue to lie to my kids for my own amusement.

And, apparently, yours.

On a related note, no less than 10 people have asked me for tutoring them on how to be a parent like this.



A woman I used to work with asks me for sex advice.

I know.

Ironic, right?

Moments in MENTAL POO History:


A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

Oh..look at that. ANOTHER story about lying to my kids.

I see a trend here.

I get a 'Dear Moog' letter about a guy who dreams about nailing his buddy's wife.

I continue to horrify people I work with.

This time, it's with my sore bum.


Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

You've GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME but ANOTHER post where I lie to my kids.



I take an Ethics Quiz at work.

Yeah. Me.

You can guess how that shit turns out.

Some funny shit that's not mine that I read this week:

Chat Roulette with Pres from Barstool Sports.

OMG. If you don't laugh at that shit, you're dead inside.

"Steam Me Up, Kid" continues to crack me up. Even though she's an asshool.

Scary Letters to Celebrities - Part 1.

Stone Philips should be afraid. Very afraid.

There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.


Maxie said...

chat roulette is officially the best thing i've seen in my whole life.

i kind of want to have his babies.

or at least practice trying to having his babies.

MommaKiss said...

You lie to your kids. A Lot. And therefor, you are my hero. Have I mentioned that before?

http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.com said...

Enjoy your weekend with the kids... have fun deranging them.

Donnie said...

You want a book deal? You got it! My sister-in-law has another book out and I can get you an autographed copy for only $24.95!!! Now, how's that for a book deal, huh?

Unknown said...

Thanks for the links. I'm sure there are some laughs there!

G said...

Ok so I'm a sunday commenter so I always see these posts and they make me drunk. I can't follow. Let's get it together poo and act coherent. Thanks. MODG.

MrsBlogAlot said...

Another awesome week for you.

I anxiously await your parenting tips on the best seller list!

Anonymous said...

interesting article. I would love to follow you on twitter. By the way, did you hear that some chinese hacker had busted twitter yesterday again.

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