Motivational Filler - Precious | Mental Poo

Friday, May 07, 2010

Motivational Filler - Precious

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it over 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):


Kids.

You can't live with 'em.

You can't keep 'em in a dungeon with some kibble and water for more than three days without them complaining about 'wanting their mommy' and all that other whiny bullshit.

Perhaps I've said too much.

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Yeah. I'm in it for the money.

Duh.

Moog out.

15 comments:

Momma Fargo said...

OMG. A sentimental moment with the Moog. I am speechless.

Eva Gallant said...

The picture and quote are priceless. So unlike you. Are you taking medication?

Kelly said...

That is SO Precious based on the novel "Push" by Sapphire!

Martie said...

Have you taken your temp? You posted a sweet pic of a BABY for goodness sakes...

;)

Moooooog35 said...

Sentimental? sweet?

Are any of you actually READING what I put there?

Mrs. Bitch said...

"Sentimental? sweet? Are any of you actually READING what I put there?"

Not only that, the little bacterial/viral petri dish with arms and legs has a DROOL bib on. ::shudder::

Ann said...

"(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today..."

Ok I may be new here...but do you realize what you said, because I was laughing so hard I couldn't get past it.

Philip at Thavage said...

Yes they are precious if even only for a moment. Parenthood sheds light on so many of our short comings as people.
We had a post about how cute kids could be not to long ago. My daughter specifically shared some wisdom for her cousin.
Check it out if you like.
Cheers.

Joann Mannix said...

Yeah, I was wondering if I had to reread it, too because you spoke about your crotch, (as usual), you spoke of keeping babies in dungeons and the whiny bullshit things they do like asking for their mommy, and then you tried to sell some shit, (as usual). I couldn't find the sweet. Maybe people are coming over here only for the pictures. Hmmm?

Pat said...

So wait. Does this mean you are a Motivational Speaker who's full of crap? tee-hee

Love your creativeness

Mrsblogalot said...

Don't worry, I can still see the madness.

How did you find out about my dungeon?

00dozo said...

Ha! Funny. You know, if you slapped some eyeglasses on that kid, he'd resemble you today. Love the crooked smile with the drooler lip.

;-)

JenJen said...

Since when are you all "cutesy" and shit?

hiphophippie.com said...

You now need to go punch something. Or jerk off on someone's face.

What?

meleah rebeccah said...

I seriously LOVE when you make these!

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