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Thursday, May 06, 2010

Penis Shadows and Janet's Love of Coq

This is probably why my friends don't email me much.

I got an email the other day from my friend Janet.

After this time and this time, you'd figure she'd know better.

The email was addressed to about 30 friggin' people and was simply this:

A big wall of shadow penises.


I've seen this I could have just.. know..


But where's the fun in that?

So I instead do what all good friends do and REPLIED TO ALL with this:


Replied to everyone regarding Janet's 'love of everything cock.'

Because it's only funny if everyone including her husband sees it.

And, no guys, you can't have her email address.


Maxie said...

This is why I don't email you.

I made that mistake once.


MrsBlogAlot said...

Her own fault really.

Oh well, at least you had fun.

Betty Manousos said...

Hello, it's been some time..
I just wanted to tell you that your today comment on Vodka Logic's is PRICELESS!!
Hope you have a bright day!

Jessica said...

You have friends?

I kid, that photo is fantastic. Janet should know better by now.

WILLIAM said...

I wonder if that wall only gets the sun in the morning, which produces the morning wood shadows.

Ed said...


Got me again, you little fucker.

Yes, I laughed out loud.

Because I too am juvenile.

Ducky said...

Why is it juvenile to laught at this?

Juvenile has some of the same letters a penile....hmmm...imgaine that.

Joann Mannix said...


You know you can't torment innocent folks without getting your just reward one of these days, right?

I'd be watching your back, if I were you.

Janet might be gunning for you with a lethal combo of Ambien, a tag team of midgets, some massive dildos and a video camera.

Just a warning.

00dozo said...

One of my oldest best friends has a sense of humour like yours - thank God he doesn't own a computer.

I wonder, as the sun rises, do the penises suffer shrinkage??

And, is Janet's husband named Brad?

The Random Blogette said...

That is freaking hilarious! I went to my daughter's kindergarten orientation yesterday and they had a map where kids had made cardboard cutouts of the different states. I looked at my mom and my hubs and said look at looked like a giant cock! I wish I would've had my camera!

Moooooog35 said...

Maxie: Refresh my memory..what happened?

Mrsblogalot: That's all I'm saying, really.

Betty: It's actually mostly cloudy today, but thanks anyway.

Jessica: I know. Surprising, right?

William: That is quite possibly genius.

Ed: Join the club, my friend.

Daffy: No. No it's not. At least that's what I'm telling myself.

Joann: AGAIN?!

00dozo: WHO the Hell doesn't own a computer?

Travis: Sadly, yes.

Momma: You realize you're not supposed to backhand compliment the guy who wrote the thing, right?

Random: All the parents within earshot must have been so happy.

Lizzy said...

Love the picture, too funny.

btw you are this week's weiner this week...I mean winner of the S&F Award..Congrats

Meeko Fabulous said...

Note to Self: Be careful what you e-mail Moog . . . LoL :)

Unknown said...

Bet she loved you for that one!

Elly Lou said...

So I started wondering if there were shadow vaginas for those shadow schlongs...and I started googling...and I found this ( which I fully expect you to make into its own post some day. Woof.

Nenette Alejandria Mayor said...


Coffeypot said...

Then give her my email address and tell her my nickname is Tripod. You should see the shodows.

Salt said...

You are the best friend EVER!

Salt said...

You are the best friend EVER!

JenJen said...

honey I feel bad that she has to work within a 30 mile radius of you.

Ziva said...

I've been meaning to fence in the yard, but I see now that a stone wall might be the way to go...

Olly said...

Jeez, I didn't see anything like that at Home Depot!

Christina_the_wench said...

Let's hope she didn't send the original to her parents (like I would have). They could handle penis shadow photos, but hearing of their daughter's love of cock? Not so much.

Rahul said...

IT must love you.

Indians love the...


alexa @clevelandsaplum said...

hysterical, i love it. i want that pic to be my new desktop background.

Moooooog35 said...

Lizzy: You and your bridge fixations.

Meeko: That's probably a good life lesson here, yes.

Eva: Her note to me this morning when I told her was:

"I will get you back."

Elly: I have wood.

Get it?

Nenette: * blushes

Coffey: her husband is a giant cop who reads this.

I'll be sure to pass along your info.

Salt: I KNOW, right?

JenJen: So does she.


Olly: have to go to the "Moonlight Reader" store in the red light district.

Christina: I actually think she did.


LB: God is going to kill me anyway. It's been in the works for YEARS now.

Rahul: HA! missed you.

Not in a gay way.

Alexa: It isn't already?

Inferno said...

That photo is fantastic.

Kris said...

Internet High Five!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diva's Thoughts said...

Priceless!!!! lol

Malach the Merciless said...

The bridge design was intentional

Malach the Merciless said...

The bridge design was intentional

Tgoette said...

OMG! Your response was too funny. I've seen that pick a bunch too. Do you think she got the message yet? LOL!

UberGrumpy said...

Awesome! As luck would have it, Mrs G and I are just building a garden wall. I'm off to change the bricks

Miss Spoken said...

How in the world is it possible that there is no visible graffiti to accompany an entire wall of penis shadows??

Pat said...

You? You are naughty. And I love that in a man. :)

Now - down to business. Where can I get that fence? said...

Epic shadow fail... or success... I'm not sure which.

Lanned said...

How can I not follow a blog with a post called penis shadows...she is lucky to have a friend like you. :)

Unfinished Rambler said...

It's the same reason I don't even comment here often, because I know I'll get "spammed" by you. But at least, I guess, it feels good -- at least the first time.

eskimo jokes said...

Haha !! That's a good one :)

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