Wrapping up the Week - May 9, 2010 | Mental Poo

Sunday, May 09, 2010

Wrapping up the Week - May 9, 2010


Before I start today:

"Mental Poo" was reviewed over on "Ask and Ye Shall Receive" this week.

I GOT A 'MEH!'

That's good for them.

Actually, they ripped me a new one...but I can live with it because I'm sexy.

ONWARD!!

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Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...

My Posts from this Week:

I had my job performance review.

How my boss neglected to mention my awesome display of Godzilla pictures, I have no idea.

I debut a new feature called:

My Shampoo Is Trying to Kill Me

This one has giant dragon things in it. You're welcome.

This is probably why my friends don't email me much any more.

Can't blame them, really.

Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

My son joins T-Ball and I watch my $145 registration fee immediately disappear.

Awesome.

I start therapy for my broken karate hand and my therapist looks like a foot.

That's a lot in one sentence, admittedly.

Angela Lansbury beats a naked pooing lady.

I'm not joking. You can read the news clipping.


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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

I collect my own stool sample.

No..it wasn't just for fun. I was sick.

This time.

I put up a poll about toilet seats.


I'm not sure why...but you answered any way.

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Some funny shit that's not mine that I read this week:

Things that can make you feel like an idiot almost instantly.

Everything you wanted to know about all the types of poop there are.

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.

5 comments:

Eva Gallant said...

A week of your posts requires therapy. Thank you.

Momma Fargo said...

You took your review like a stoic gentleman. I am so impressed. they were harsh. Do you want to borrow my taser?

And I'm still a fan! Sorry...if you put that up so I wouldn't stalk you anymore...just not working.

WannabeVirginia W. said...

Awww, mooooog thanks for the linky dinky. Well not the dinky but the linky. Poop is awesome.

Yeah the stool sample collector is called Stools for Occult Blood. Cult Poo. Fucking awesome.

Christina said...

You're a sick, sick man!!! I love your posts! Just have to remember not to read you while eating lunch.

Pat said...

You are a sick SHIT. I like that in a person.

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