I drew a cartoon for you today.
This came to me the other day (twss) while I was washing my hands.
Enjoy.
Now if someone could call Playboy or Penthouse or, hell, I'd take Mad Magazine for chrissakes and get this thing published and get me some money, I'd appreciate it.
Thanks in advance.
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My last attempt at a comic strip/cartoon was here.
That one didn't go over so good with the wife at the time...who is now my ex-wife.
Go figure.
Friday, January 07, 2011
..and yet fame continues to elude me.
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That was hard to grasp at first.
I think the soft soap is a mustard bottle in disguise.
I liked your comic strip better.
Important PSA: SOFT SOAP IS NOT LUBE! Trust me on this one.
WOW!
Your soft soap gets the same spam that I do.
omg, you are my hero. I loved your first cartoon also.
So that's how they make hard soap...
i can make your soft soap hard
thank god YOU wash your hands. submit it, whaddaya got to lose.
This is comedy gold. There is nothing better than a limp penis joke. Nothing. End of discussion.
Okay, maybe Sarah Palin jokes are a little better. But not by much.
Oooh! Sarah Palin limp penis jokes! Get working on that one, huh?
You should do another one where he's googling prison shower dropped bar soap scenes.
I think I just realized why my wife insists on buying black soap that smells like OE800.
greatest ever! You really should be FAMOUS!
I hate hard soap. just doesn't get anything clean.
If only I had connections in the world of porn, I'd help...
Jon Konrath said...
Important PSA: SOFT SOAP IS NOT LUBE! Trust me on this one.
Neither is:
1.) BenGay
2.) Toothpaste
3.) Your girlfriend's $30 tube of moisturizer.
Boy, was she maaaad!
But I gotta admit that #3 worked. Mr. Happy and the twins have never looked so smooth, or felt so soft.
I'd like it better if the soap was all angry that he got the email because he likes himself the way he is. I like my soap soft, and with self-confidence.
Well, it's no Family Circus . . . but funny.
And PS . . . "elude".
Well this is my intro to your comical personality so I'm amazed at your talent and had a giggle because it show your personality.
I'm sure as I go along I'll feel free enough to get a little critical ... you sure do attract the critics! LOL!
Okay okay okay.
I see that my cartoon, as brilliantly devised as it is, is not abundantly clear to people.
He's ORDERING Viagra online.
Because he's, you know, soft all the time.
God you people let me down sometimes.
I totally got it...but he does kinda look like a mustard container. I'm not afraid to send a copy to whoever.
I'm just glad I got it. After a minute or two of thinking with a bottle of soap in my hand. Also loved the 1st cartoon. THAT should be published, only problem is it's too real for many people. Is it ok if a cartoon may cause a surge in suicides?
I've said this before:
I don't understand why you're not a millionaire.
Unless you are a millionaire, and you just haven't told us.
Admit it: you're writing these posts from a secret tropical island sanctuary, aren't you.
Metal !! :D
Metal !! :D
I'm ashamed to admit that I lost the opportunity to go in partners with the guy who discovered Viagra - I was afraid he was trying to stiff me.
Later, when it was a success I tried to renew our business relationship but he said no soap.
I don't know why my fingers typed this nonsense.
How could people not get this?!
Very funny.
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