The Shit I Find on My Phone | Mental Poo

Friday, October 21, 2011

The Shit I Find on My Phone

Another episode of "Shit I Find on my Phone" which is basically me going through my phone and finding pictures of stuff I WANTED to write about but then forgot.

The Race Card

I got this in the mail the other day:


My thoughts were, like, "Wow...this seems a little racist" but then I was, like, "THE RACE CARD IS REAL?!?"

And then I got the card and received two unearned promotions and was acquitted of murder. In my defense, though, the gloves were a little tight.

The Worst TruGreen Chemlawn Endorsement Ever

I was walking my dog when I came across this:


Dude.

I don't know how much you're paying for this service, but whatever it is it's way too much.

Then my dog shit on his lawn.

Insult to injury, really.

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Episode #1 of "Shit I Find on my Phone" can be found here.

8 comments:

My Mercurial Nature said...

LOL!!! OMG, that's too funny! (and a great meme idea)

Eva Gallant said...

Love the lawn shot!

Christina_the_wench said...

Dude, did you seriously just post your address for all the freaks, er, people to see? You, sir, are an inspiration to us all.

Steve Bailey said...

damn!!! and I always thought the race card was that NASCAR Visa you can apply for....

Narm said...

Now that I have your address it is going to be WAAAY easier to stare through your windows at night, crying softly to myself.

Ragnar said...

I think you owe the Trugreen guys an apology. That yard is perfect for a house that appears to be crooked and sitting on cinder blocks.

Vinny C said...

Now I'm curious. What would happen if I ever got a white card?

Ed said...

Awesome.

I've seen the Red Card and the Yellow Card before.

They were used during a soccer match.

It was a World Cup game.

India vs. China, I think.

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