I've decided to turn my Facebook assholishnessicicity (trademark pending) into a regular series because, well, a post is a post.
If you're a friend of mine on Facebook then you may or may not know that I have an amazing ability to have amazing abilities.
One of these amazing abilities is commenting inappropriately on serious stories.
A while ago I did my first post on some of my responses to the local Fox News Channel's Facebook status updates.
It proved to be pretty popular so I did a second one and, well, a third and then a fourth....
And, well...here we go again.
However, this time I've branched out and just started doing this all over the place.
Why should Fox News have all the fun.
This first story was a video of a newscaster doing a story at an airport terminal and some hippie guy shows up behind her and proposes to her girlfriend in the background.
Yes. This made THE NEWS.
My highlight was when I made a comment about a story of a local meteorologist who GOT LOST IN AN APPLE ORCHARD and had to call 9-1-1 to get out. My comment about the meteorologist got a response back from one of the anchors of the news show:
That's right. ON FIRE.
So I guess I'll keep on doing this shit until someone over at Fox 25 News in Boston (waves to Gene Lavanchy) hires me as an on-the-spot correspondent or starts paying me to write this stuff.
Doubtful, but worth a shot.