Google profiles, me, and a foreshadowing of my firing | Mental Poo

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Google profiles, me, and a foreshadowing of my firing

A few weeks ago at work we switched our email from Microsoft Outlook to Google Mail and if you're still awake at this point I think you need to give yourselves a round of applause.

Like most things such as schedules and seasons and transvestites, I detest change and thus hated the switch over to Google Mail but I DID find one thing that made it all worth it.

My Profile.

You see, we're allowed to attach a picture to our profile so when you send emails and chat internally, people can finally put a face to the name.

So here's what people have been getting to see when they contact me:




















Someone actually replied to one of my emails with, "Thanks, Fabio" and I was so satisfied that I went home early.

Like I needed an excuse for that.

I'm changing these up, like, twice a week so if you have any recommendations I'd appreciate it. Double points if your company is also hiring because I'm pretty sure I'm getting canned for the Michael Jackson one.

Fabio out.

37 comments:

CrazyTragicAlmostMagic said...

HAHA They had to assume people would do this. And if not, they should have.

What about Gumby? or Peter Griffin?

cerebralonslaught said...

Steve Jobs.
Ken Thompson.
Stephen Hawking.
Sigmund Freud.

cerebralonslaught said...

Oh and you did the queen, so why not the pope?

Trucking Tumbleweed said...

Eric Carmen
Jim Croce
Edgar Winter
Any musician from the 70's.
I need to change the channel...

Coop said...

Snookie
Chewbacca

Wait, too similar... sorry.

AccordingtoJewels said...

lol I love this. All I could think of after that Michael picture was Bob Ross and his happy little trees. haha

So,

Bob Ross
Ted Nuggent
Peter Frampton
Peter Faulk
Waldorf & Statler (muppets)
Jack Lemmon
Lady Gaga
any of the cast of Twilight
and of course
your "Holemate" cookie!

Lindsay Schultz said...

Lorenzo Lamas
Clint Howard

Vodka Logic said...

Clint Eastwood should get you whatever you want.. whatever

Erica M said...

Canned for Michael Jackson? You should be promoted. For the good sense to use a pic from his pre-weirdness phase, unlike the one of Nick Nolte.

Mandy_Fish said...

Barry Manilow

Liberace

Richard Simmons

P.S. Fabio was my favorite one thus far.

Travis Sloat said...

Use a picture of me, (you have my express written consent as of now) and tell people you got stung by a wasp.

Ugly Place said...

Jesus hanging from the cross (because of Easter, obvs)

You're welcome.

jack mehoff said...

soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur

Eva Gallant said...

How about Pee Wee Herman? Kramer?

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Sweety Darlin said...

CHUCK FREAKIN NORRIS!!!!

There are so many awesome Chuck Norris jokes why wouldn't that be the picture to have!!!

www.sweetydarlin.blogspot.com

ba_hutch said...

Chuck Norris

Lenny Kravitz

John Holmes

Your Mom

John Holmes with Your Mom

Jason Statham

Christina Aguilera

Bette Midler

The Traveler said...

Sweeney todd

Ed said...

Ron Jeremy seems appropriate.

meleah rebeccah said...

Totally HILARIOUS. And I second the Ron Jeremy idea!

Claire said...

Edward Scissorhands....or that hooker who was caught with the prime minister in Love Actually (bad w/ names.....)

Knight said...

That's disgusting!
Seriously, who would let David Hasselhoff hold puppies? That's horrible.

You should try using Charles Manson... or Star Jones.

Karen said...

How about Stewie?

And I can't help you in the job search if u get fired...they're letting my ass go in Sept.

Ann said...

James Bond (go with your favorite)
Cat Woman(either a series or your favorite, mine's Lee Merriwether)

Then I started thinking series...
Hannibal Lecter
Jason Voorhees
Freddy Kruger
Michael Mayers
Leatherface


What the hell do the whole Bond series too (except for Daniel Craig, he's not a real Bond).

chemgirljaime said...

greatness....

find out if someone in your office has a fear of spiders and then put a wolf spider as your picture.

what can I say.. I'm evil.

NellieVaughn said...

Why are you always so awesome? That shouldn't be allowed.

Stacies Madness said...

Perfection!

Texan Zombie Goddess said...

I'm with Ann 100% lol!

\IiiI

Katherine said...

Mr. Rogers, Bozo, Obama, Chris Harrison, Rambo, Trump, Prince, Nixon, an original planet of the apes character, Large Marge, Conan O'brian and I LOVE the Pope idea. Oh and Oprah, Giraldo and Phil Hartman as Frankenstein.

Katherine said...

Mr. Rogers, Bozo, Obama, Chris Harrison, Rambo, Trump, Prince, Nixon, an original planet of the apes character, Large Marge, Conan O'brian and I LOVE the Pope idea. Oh and Oprah, Giraldo and Phil Hartman as Frankenstein.

Katherine said...

Mr. Rogers, Bozo, Obama, Chris Harrison, Rambo, Trump, Prince, Nixon, an original planet of the apes character, Large Marge, Conan O'brian and I LOVE the Pope idea. Oh and Oprah, Giraldo and Phil Hartman as Frankenstein.

Simone Says... said...

what about your readers? OR:

malcolm-jamal warner
richard simmons
andrew ridgeley
billy dee williams
don knotts
weird al yankovic
hall or oates

i hope you don't get fired. they need you there. my god.

Suniverse said...

Can you start including those pictures they used to take of dead people in the late 1800s, where they're all dressed up and sitting around? Because that would be terrifying.

Also,

Heat Miser
Regis Philbin
Diana Ross

Ann said...

What about switching back and forth between Superman and Clark Kent?

karensomethingorother said...

wonderful! My favourite was The Hoff. How about some Achey Breaky Rodney?

Bam said...

Iron Eyes Cody

Toni said...

I think you're losing out on a great opportunity here if you don't immediately make yourself The Terminator. Hasta la vista, baby.

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