You win some, you get strange looks from the postman

I had a book release party over on the Perhaps I've Said Too Much Fan Page the other day, and gave away some eBooks, signed cover lithographs and custom bookmarks.

As I'm stuffing the lithos and bookmarks into the envelopes, I'm thinking to myself that since the book is about messing with people, it only seems right to keep it going on these prizes.

Right. Wrong.

Whatever.

So here's what I wrote on the winner's envelopes. There are probably a bunch of husbands wanting to kill me right now.

That one is actually true.

Personally, I'd rip that one open SO FAST...

This one was for Karoline:

I have no idea if these envelopes made it to their destinations or not.

I'm assuming the postal workers probably had a tough time resisting. I mean, "naked alien autopsy photos?"

SIGN ME UP. I'd be tearing into that thing so fast.

Go over and like the page. 

You never know when I'm going to give more shit away.

It's So Fuzzy! So behold the EMPRESS: The "Things Go Wrong for Me" Book Blogging Tour - Day 5

Before I start today, just some quotes taken from the back of my book:

Woo!

David Beach is an actor/comedian from LA, and Kevin Barbare is a VERY well-known Boston radio personality.

I'm humbled to have them both quoted on the cover of my book, and extremely pleased that they both loved it.

You will too!!

Well, my book, "Things Go Wrong for Me" went on sale last Friday, December 14th.

As of right now, it has surpassed BOTH "The DaVinci Code" and "The King James Bible" in Amazon.com sales.

One of those two previous sentences is total bullshit.

To help celebrate the release of my book, several bloggers agreed to read, review and interview me to help get the ball rolling during my first full week of book sales. None of these people were compensated for this in any way, shape or form. They're just helping me out out of the kindness of their hearts.

They are probably pissed about this.

Book Blogging Tour - Day 5

Today's participants in the Blogging Tour are:

Good Day Regular People - let me tell you something about 'The Empress.' She is awesome AND it's people like her that keep me writing. True story.

It's So FUZZY! - You can't go wrong with a blog name like THAT.

Momma Mia, Mea Culpa - Meleah has, in true fan fashion, done a great review that includes my video book trailer!!

Go check out to see what they have to say about my book, "Things Go Wrong for Me!"

Also, make sure you check out all the OTHER participants in this week's book blogging tour!! I can't thank you guys enough!!

"Things Go Wrong for Me" Ordering Info:

"Things Go Wrong for Me" is available at:

Amazon: http://bit.ly/12o6h8N

Amazon (Kindle Version): http://bit.ly/ZpoiVk

Barnes and Noble: http://bit.ly/UIgJBw

RCG Publishing: http://www.rcgpublishing.com

Going to RCG Publishing will give you links to all the books PLUS the option to get an AUTOGRAPHED copy!!

Mommy Memoirs, Keys, Jewels and a Cafe: The "Things Go Wrong for Me" Book Blogging Tour - Day 4

Before I start today, just a quote taken from the back of my book:

That's actress/comedienne Suzy Soro from the blog, "Where Hot Comes to Die" and ALSO now an author as well of "Celebrity Stalker," also released on Friday.

So, you know, after you read MY book, go get hers. In that order. Thanks in advance.

She is a friggin riot, though. You won't be disappointed.

Well, my book, "Things Go Wrong for Me" went on sale last Friday, December 14th.

As of right now, it has surpassed BOTH "The DaVinci Code" and "The King James Bible" in Amazon.com sales.

One of those two previous sentences is total bullshit.

To help celebrate the release of my book, several bloggers agreed to read, review and interview me to help get the ball rolling during my first full week of book sales. None of these people were compensated for this in any way, shape or form. They're just helping me out out of the kindness of their hearts.

They are probably pissed about this.

Book Blogging Tour - Day 4

Today's participants in the Blogging Tour are:

Houston Keys - this guy always always gives as good as he gets, especially when it comes to commenting on my Facebook page.

Jewels at According to Jewels - Jewels and I have known each other a while from Studio 30 Plus, According to Jewels and also over at The IndieChicks.

Alura's Crossworld's Cafe - The second of Ms Darkstar's blogs with reviews and humor so this kind of fits right the fuck in. I'm doing an interview with her over there today!!

Mommy Memoirs - I met Nina while trying to woo her ex-husband, a Boston radio personality, who is actually quoted on the back of my book. Also? She's hot. So there's that.

Go check out to see what they have to say about my book, "Things Go Wrong for Me!"

DON'T FORGET to read the participants and great interviews from Monday, Tuesday and
Wednesday!

"Things Go Wrong for Me" Ordering Info:

"Things Go Wrong for Me" is available at:

Amazon: http://bit.ly/12o6h8N

Amazon (Kindle Version): http://bit.ly/ZpoiVk

Barnes and Noble: http://bit.ly/UIgJBw

RCG Publishing: http://www.rcgpublishing.com

Going to RCG Publishing will give you links to all the books PLUS the option to get an AUTOGRAPHED copy!!

Adminderella and Going like Sixty as Carrie Rambles on Ed's Funny Pages: The "Things Go Wrong for Me" Book Blogging Tour - Day 3

Before I start today, just want to give you an actual quote taken from the back cover of my book:

Yep.

That's super popular blogger and writer, Margaret Andrews from "Nanny Goats in Panties".

Margaret actually participated in yesterday's Blog Tour by posting an awesome interview with me that you can find here.

Well, my book, "Things Go Wrong for Me" went on sale last Friday, December 14th.

As of right now, it has surpassed BOTH "The DaVinci Code" and "The King James Bible" in Amazon.com sales.

One of those two previous sentences is total bullshit.

To help celebrate the release of my book, several bloggers agreed to read, review and interview me to help get the ball rolling during my first full week of book sales. None of these people were compensated for this in any way, shape or form. They're just helping me out out of the kindness of their hearts.

They are probably pissed about this.

Book Blogging Tour - Day 3

Today's participants in the Blogging Tour are:

Adminderella - a great interview with me that involves me talking about sex toys.

Chris DeVoss - FIRST, Chris did an amazing interview with me on Monday that involved me on a polo horse (just read it) and NOW he's doing an even more AMAZING book review.

Going Like Sixty - Mark has been a faithful follower and reader of mine for a looong time. He pulls through once again!

Carrie Rambles - Carrie is really cute and has been a great friend and staunch supporter of me, my blog, and the book. I constantly beat her at Words with Friends. Just throwing that out there.

Ed's Funny Pages - Ed is a good friend and kind of an arch-nemesis of mine. Of course, he skewers me all over the place on this one.

You can see Monday's blog tour and Tuesday's as well.

So go check out to see what they have to say about my book, "Things Go Wrong for Me!"

"Things Go Wrong for Me" Ordering Info:

"Things Go Wrong for Me" is available at:

Amazon: http://bit.ly/12o6h8N

Amazon (Kindle Version): http://bit.ly/ZpoiVk

Barnes and Noble: http://bit.ly/UIgJBw

RCG Publishing: http://www.rcgpublishing.com

Going to RCG Publishing will give you links to all the books PLUS the option to get an AUTOGRAPHED copy!!

A DeVoss walks into a Fadderly and a Mea Culpa breaks out: The "Things Go Wrong for Me" Book Blogging Tour - Day 1

Before I start today, let me give you a quote about my book taken right from the back:

Yes.

That's THE Jenny McCarthy.

Reading MY book.

And calling it 'hysterical.'

Holy crap.

Well, my book, "Things Go Wrong for Me" went on sale last Friday, December 14th.

As of right now, it has surpassed BOTH "The DaVinci Code" and "The King James Bible" in Amazon.com sales.

One of those two previous sentences is total bullshit.

To help celebrate the release of my book, several bloggers agreed to read, review and interview me to help get the ball rolling during my first full week of book sales. None of these people were compensated for this in any way, shape or form. They're just helping me out out of the kindness of their hearts.

They are probably pissed about this.

Book Blogging Tour - Day 1

Today's participants in the Blogging Tour are:

Christopher DeVoss - not only did he read the proof of the book, but we did an 'on the fly' interview as well. It's not pretty.

Momma Mia, Mea Culpa - Meleah has been one of my most ardent fans from since forever ago and, once again, she ROCKS.

The Fadderly - Jesse posts a "discussion" of my book on his blog, so head on over and feel free to discuss his finer points in the review. Awesome!!

Go check out to see what they have to say about my book, "Things Go Wrong for Me!"

Ordering Info:

"Things Go Wrong for Me" is available at:

Amazon: http://bit.ly/12o6h8N

Amazon (Kindle Version): http://bit.ly/ZpoiVk

Barnes and Noble: http://bit.ly/UIgJBw

RCG Publishing: http://www.rcgpublishing.com

Going to RCG Publishing will give you links to all the books PLUS the option to get an AUTOGRAPHED copy!!