More evidence that my kids are fucking awesome

Came home one day to find my son writing lyrics to a song.

Me: "Whatcha writing?"

Son: "I'm making a song up for your book."

Me: "What? Really?"

Son: "Yeah. I'm using that Blink-182 song."

My daughter then sat down with them, and they hashed it out the rest of the way. An hour later, this emerged:



My kids?

Pretty goddamn awesome.

If you haven't picked up your copy, you can get one here GLOBALLY now on Amazon affiliates all over the world.

Then I'll have more money and can send them to music school where they can make even better songs using their own music so I don't have to violate Copyright laws.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

So, yeah...

THIS JUST HAPPENED:

Post by Ross Cavins-Tim Caviness.

HOLY. CRAPOLA.

Now adding "As Seen on TV" stickers to every cover of my book.

Get it HERE

You win some, you get strange looks from the postman

I had a book release party over on the Perhaps I've Said Too Much Fan Page the other day, and gave away some eBooks, signed cover lithographs and custom bookmarks.

As I'm stuffing the lithos and bookmarks into the envelopes, I'm thinking to myself that since the book is about messing with people, it only seems right to keep it going on these prizes.

Right. Wrong.

Whatever.

So here's what I wrote on the winner's envelopes. There are probably a bunch of husbands wanting to kill me right now.

That one is actually true.

Personally, I'd rip that one open SO FAST...

This one was for Karoline:

I have no idea if these envelopes made it to their destinations or not.

I'm assuming the postal workers probably had a tough time resisting. I mean, "naked alien autopsy photos?"

SIGN ME UP. I'd be tearing into that thing so fast.

Go over and like the page. 

You never know when I'm going to give more shit away.

Because when I'm dead my signature might be worth some $$

It's here.

Well, kind of.

My new book, "Perhaps I've Said Too Much" is set to be released on November 19th, 2013!

In anticipation of it's general release, I am doing something I've NEVER done before.

*does naked robot dance*

It's not that. I do that a lot, actually.

NO! What I'm doing is actually offering both versions of the book - Paperback and Kindle - in a PRE-SALE OFFER!

Here's what YOU get for ordering the book in advance of it's release date:


Pre-order the beautiful, full-color paperback for $15.99, and get FREE SHIPPING on a SIGNED copy of the book AND an autographed 5x7 lithograph of the alternate cover! (US only - outside the US subject to add'l shipping)

Pre-order the full-color Amazon Kindle version for $4.99 and we will email you a SIGNED graphic of the alternate cover the day the book releases, along with a link to your Kindle download.

BAM.

To place your pre-order for "Perhaps I've Said Too Much," just go here.

Thanks, everyone!! Spread the word!

15 Steps on How to Write a Book - Illustrate

So you want to write a book?

Yeah. Join the club. The very BIG club.

Well, I wrote a book, "Things Go Wrong for Me," which has actually had some decent success for a first go at it - so I thought I'd give you - my readers - some insight into what it takes to write that damn thing.

But, of course, I did it with stick-figure drawings because that's how I roll, yo.

Enjoy, and Godspeed.

So there you go.

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As a reminder, the book can be purchased at ANY of these sites:

Amazon

Amazon Kindle

Barnes and Noble

RCG Publishing, Inc.

So, thank you.

And, following my rule #15, you can be assured that Book 2 is currently in the works.

As is Book 3.

See what you've started?!

Hell yes, Indie Reader. HELL YES.

Got my very first unsolicited book review the other day from IndieReader.com:

4 out of 5 stars?

Not gonna complain about that!! Especially when someone who DOESN'T know my work reads me out of the blue. It can be - needless to say - a little shocking.

If you want to read the entire review, go here. It's very candid and gives you a good idea of the content of the book and what to expect. But, then, if you're on this blog right now, you pretty much know already.

Also? They gave me THIS:

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To get YOUR copy of "Things Go Wrong for Me" click here, or on the book ad on my sidebar!! Available in FULL COLOR paper and Kindle formats!!