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Monday, January 11, 2010

Doodler Dandy Does Dallas Part Dos


Can't wait to see the searches my blog come up in after THAT title.

My dad is creepy.

Redundant.

Since it turned out that many of you out there are closet doodlers (FBI, take notice), I've decided to follow up my first Doodler Dandy post with another one.

Because, yeah...

I'm a doodler.

Only 11 more steps to go.

I've digressed.

I've come up with another group of doodles I've found in my notebooks taken during some of the meetings I've been in at 'work.'

I put 'work' in quotes there because saying I'm 'working' is like saying Sarah Jessica Parker 'is attractive.'

Sure, the effort might be there...but there's NO way she's pulling that shit off.

Let's see what we've got this round.

(click to enlarge any image)


Ah, yes.

Because nothing screams 'I'm paying attention in this meeting' better than a completely detailed drawing of a mutated Japanese monster who's riding a tornado.

NEXT!


Oh, I got this one.

Here, I can tell that we were obviously discussing 'Release Notes' (not to be confused with instructions on how to masturbate furiously) which led me to write 'RELEASE NOTES' in a cool block-text format with shading and all kinds of cool shit which then segued into a drawing of a nose-less Satan wearing a puffy pirate shirt and - of course - a caterpillar wearing giant goggles.

* cricket

I thought I had that one.

Guess not.

NEXT!


Yep.

Buddha sitting on a banana split.

Duh.

NEXT!

Before I show you these next ones, let me preface it by saying that in one meeting my boss had handed out a paper with bar graphs and line graphs and probably some shit that I was supposed to pay attention to on it.

These drawings are the result of me not paying attention.

Shit like this is why I stopped posting my blog on LinkedIn.


Yep.

I drew King Kong.

Considering that the graph there is about 2 inches tall, I think that's pretty fucking good.


When the boss hands you a line graph and it looks JUST like a ramp where daredevil motorcyclists fly through flaming hoops and jump over sharks and shit, what are you SUPPOSED to do?

Exactly.

Oh. If you're answer was 'pay attention,' then you were wrong.

Thanks for playing.

NEXT!


Wow.

You know, the Buddha on the banana split was WAY cheerier.

Note the detail, though, in shit like the pickaxe the climber has AS WELL as my labeling of shit that people would be like, 'the fuck?' about if the meeting finished and I just left this shit lying there and they came in and picked it up and were trying to figure out why this person had been hired in the first place.

They'd know EXACTLY what they were looking at.

Tragic mountain climbing scene caused by a vicious people-hating mountain goat.

I know. Probably should have been a no-brainer. Maybe I should have left off the labels.

But I'm addicted.

Hi.

My name is Rodney.

And I'm a doodler.

40 comments:

Maxie said...

I doodle too, but mine do NOT look like that. Usually they look like some child threw up on the page or something. Or like a cat, because that's what i draw 99% of the time.

I will send you some youtube cat videos later. Get excited.

Patyrish said...

I like Buddha on the banaa split best. That was my fav. I honestly said out loud "is that Buddha on a banana split"? hahahaha

BTW I am not sure how to spell Buddha and am too lazy to go back and look so deal with it.

LOVE UR BLOG.

Coffeypot said...

Do you doodle when you doodie? Draw a loop when you poop?
Draw a map while you crap?
Huh?

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

Do you doodle and think..this will be great on my blog?? BTW...glad to know you aren't in menopause.

BugginWord said...

I'm still swooning from nose-less Satan's forest of chest hair. Hubba, hubba.

Don said...

You could probably go to a nursing home and unload those for big bucks. All you'd have to do is tell the patients they're drawings from God to show them the way "home". Not sure what to would say to the poor old fart that got the Godzilla one though.

Travis said...

I totally thought that was me sitting on top of the ice cream.

My first thought was, "That fuck is making fun of my diabetes."

Then I apologized to you after you said it was Buddha.

I guess you really didn't need to know all that.

Brutalism said...

I initially thought Buddha was flanked by two cupcakes. (Wow. There's a sentence I never thought I'd write.)

JenJen said...

You realize the orchestra would have started playing in the middle of paragraph two, right?

dickhead

adrienzgirl said...

Is it scary that I knew exactly what all these were?

Ed Adams said...

I totally recognized the Buddha Split on the first glance.

Mrs. Bitch said...

I know you weren't paying attention and all, but could you at least tell me why you have such a spike of bugs in November? Is there a plague of locusts coming that I should know about?

Also, you shouldn't be showing these to everyone. I just saw an interview with Tim Burton and he let people from MOMA dig around his house and they found a treasure trove of insa... er, creative, troub... er, edgy, sketches just like these! He got a book and a show out of it. You're giving it away! I'd call you a slut, but I barely know you.

Mike said...

I saw godzilla at subway the other day. He was not riding a tornado. He was riding a 12 inch meatball with extra cheese and a 5 cookie chaser, however.

hiphophippie.com said...

The Banana Split Buddha (I honor it with all caps) is like the best acid trip ever.

And I have a post today that's a Part Dos. Not Part Two, but Part Dos, is our mental poo all one? OM says the Banana Split Buddha.

Christy said...

You're not just a doodler. You're an intricate, very detailed, and talented doodler! God, I wish I had your talents.

By the way, this post made me laugh so much and I'm sitting here at the student center at school trying not to laugh out loud too much because people are going to start looking at me funny. Thanks for making me look like an asshole.

MA Fat Woman said...

The only thing I ever doodle is circles that try (but never succeed) to look like happy feces.

Eva Gallant said...

I used to doodle during meetings all the time but unfortunately I never saved any of them. Now as a retiree, I don't have to go to meetings anymore!!!!Ya hoo!

SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB said...

anti-doodler here.

Moooooog35 said...

Maxie: ..and yet you wonder why people ask if you're into beastiality.

Patyrish: I love my blog, too! We have something in common!

Coffey: ..and here I am all this time thinking Dr. Seuss was dead.

Go figure.

Lee: I do not...well..I do now..which is sad, because now I've stopped doodling for myself and doodle for the masses so I've kind of stopped doodling and now I've forgotten where I was going with this.

Buggin: Hot, right?

Don: Dude..what went wrong in your childhood?

Travis: I wasn't making fun of your diabetes. I will rectify that in the future.

You've been warned.

Brutalism: I thought they were boobies and I drew the damn thing.

JenJen: That would make sense if you actually made sense.

Adrienz: Yes. Yes it is.

You may want to schedule a therapist appointment.

Ed: Buddh-nana Split.

Trademark pending.

Mrs. Bitch: That guy trumps me ALL the time. Asshole.

Mike:

?

Hiphop: We're having a zen dos moment.

dos zen moment.

Play with that. Let me know what you come up with.

That's what she said.

What?

Christy: I wish you had my talents, too. Then you could do this blog while I played XBox.

MA Fat Woman: Happy FECES?

I think you're in the right place.

Eva: I'm not sure if you're rubbing that in, or sad. Or sad about rubbing it in.

I've confused myself.

Speaking: COMMUNIST!!

Dual Mom said...

I think noseless Satan is secretly a vampire and you lust after the characters in True Blood.

meleah rebeccah said...

I actually LIKE the caterpillar wearing giant goggles!

LBluca77 said...

I doodle during meetings cause they won't let me drink.

kys said...

The Buddha Splits would be an awesome band name.

LiLu said...

I'll diddle your doodle.

What?

Loni's World said...

ahhh I love a fellow doodler :)
Love your work.

Matt said...

Those doodles are EPIC.

serious, they put mine to shame.

CatLadyLarew said...

I love the Banana Buddha! I think doodling during meetings serves a very important purpose... keeps you awake and helps you concentrate of the important things in life.

Moooooog35 said...

Dual Mom: I've watched True Blood a couple of times and couldn't get into it.

The space between that chick's teeth is a turn off.

That's why I can't stand walruses.

Meleah: You would. Sicko.

Lbluca: HAHA! Sucks to work at your employment place of! Sorry..sorry..I'm hammered.

Kys: IT WOULD! Putting it on the next Mental Poo-Looza shirt.

Lilu: That's what she said. Oh..wait. That IS what she said. Never ran into that before.

Loni's: That makes two of us! Not doodlers...people who love my work.

Matt: EPIC DOODLES...ANOTHER great name for a rock band!!

Catlady: I know you love the banana Buddha...it says so here in the men's room.

I know cuz I wrote it.

Vodka Logic said...

Yes I am a doodler,not as much as I used to .. mostly just swirly lines.

Please no analysis the fact I read your blog is scary enough :)

Mrsblogalot said...

King Kong fighting planes is the best! Does the Budha eat him in the end?

brookeamanda said...

You are a true artist!

Daffy said...

I consulted my Magic 8 Ball regarding your doodles and it told me you needed to have more sex.

It will greatly increase your masses.

Wait

That's not right

It will greatly increase your doodoos

Hmmm...not quite right either.

Keep doodling man. I might get ya laid...I think that's what it was trying to say

Phillipia said...

Release Notes...damn I have been writing them all wrong...

Malach the Merciless said...

Hey, I got a idea . . waste some more internet space and make a webcomic

Waltsense.com said...

I tend to doodle my name or initials - in the SAME FREAKING FONT you did. Amazing. I also doodle the Flyers symbol which is very hard. When I was younger, it was years and years of trying to draw the perfect body for a women. To the day, i still can draw from the shoulders to head.

Moooooog35 said...

Vodka: According to my book, you're way more screwed up than I am.

Swirly lines...creepy stuff.

Mrsblogalot: STAY TUNED! You never ever know.

brookeamanda: DaVinci would be proud.

Not of me, though.

Daffy: You might get me laid? Um...okay.

Phillipia: The more you know.

Malach: Like someone I know...?

Waltsense: Go see my New Year's resolutions video..there's a tutorial there on how to draw one.

I'll wait.

phd in yogurtry said...

I doodle tornadoes all the time. It either signifies feelings of doom, deep seated need to create chaos in the lives of everyone around me, or low artistic ability. I should know these things.

mepsipax said...

I doodle, but I would be afraid to let anyone see them. Like for you, they would request a psychiatric evaluation afterwards. You have some seriously good drugs my friend.

UberGrumpy said...

'Bug trends'

snigger. How do you keep this up? Respect

dufmanno said...

I'm seeing Godzilla and King Kong but no Rodan, Ghiddrah, or Mothra. Next meeting get crackalackin on a rendition of monster island or two huge beasts slowly destroying Tokyo. Good stuff!!

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