By the time you read this, I will have tested for my Blue Belt in karate.
FINALLY, I will have a fashion accessory that will match the shade of my testicles.
Yay me.
ONWARD!!
Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...
My Posts from this Week:
My son addresses his inner Jessie Jackson.
I go to see ANOTHER Monster Truck show and the only thing I can think about is how to satisfy the cannon lady.
Par for the course, really.
Ever wonder how the Jimmy Dean commercial guy dressed up as a sun has sex?
The more you know.
Moments in MENTAL POO History:
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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':
Shit like this is why my friends stop sending me emails.
I'm such a cock.
My son continues to make me laugh - even when it's just cutout shit stuck to windows.
Then I stop laughing at my kids because, you know, they're throwing up and shit.
Oh..great.
SO IS MY WIFE.
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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':
I was on vacation so all I've got is one "Dear Moog" letter that involves paper, plastic, boobs, butts and legs.
No idea.
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Some funny shit that's not mine that I read this week:
Travis proves that Michael Phelps cheated in the Olympics by apparently using underwater telepathy.
Yo Mama gets an eye fist all up in her husband's bizness.
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There you go, folks.
Some new shit, some old shit.
That should keep you busy.
See you on Monday.
Moog out.
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Wrapping up the Week - Feb 28, 2010
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8 comments:
Wait, so did you draw that penis on the etch-a-sketch. If so, I think you missed your calling. I'd also like to know if that's a vein in the penis or a rogue, very long hair.
So many questions.
You're always there with a laugh when I need one!
Funny...good luck getting your matching belt.
Good luck with your belt (an apparently, your balls!!) Cheers!
Good luck testing for your Blue Belt!
Yep. I like this blog. Zombie Abe Lincoln? You get a big check mark. I'll be back. I know you're glad to hear it.
Wait... you just made me spill my latte on the couch. You bastard. I forgive you though, because while I cleaned it up, Canada scored another goal. Ha.
Man! That was a marathon
Good luck with the belt. What's next? Purple hairy?
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