Wrapping up the Week - Feb 28, 2010 | Mental Poo

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Wrapping up the Week - Feb 28, 2010


By the time you read this, I will have tested for my Blue Belt in karate.

FINALLY, I will have a fashion accessory that will match the shade of my testicles.

Yay me.

ONWARD!!

Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...

My Posts from this Week:

My son addresses his inner Jessie Jackson.

I go to see ANOTHER Monster Truck show and the only thing I can think about is how to satisfy the cannon lady.

Par for the course, really.

Ever wonder how the Jimmy Dean commercial guy dressed up as a sun has sex?

The more you know.

Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

Shit like this is why my friends stop sending me emails.


I'm such a cock.

My son continues to make me laugh - even when it's just cutout shit stuck to windows.

Then I stop laughing at my kids because, you know, they're throwing up and shit.


Oh..great.

SO IS MY WIFE.

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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

I was on vacation so all I've got is one "Dear Moog" letter that involves paper, plastic, boobs, butts and legs.

No idea.

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Some funny shit that's not mine that I read this week:

Travis proves that Michael Phelps cheated in the Olympics by apparently using underwater telepathy.

Yo Mama gets an eye fist all up in her husband's bizness.

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.

8 comments:

Maxie said...

Wait, so did you draw that penis on the etch-a-sketch. If so, I think you missed your calling. I'd also like to know if that's a vein in the penis or a rogue, very long hair.

So many questions.

Eva Gallant said...

You're always there with a laugh when I need one!

Momma Fargo said...

Funny...good luck getting your matching belt.

Anything Fits a Naked Man said...

Good luck with your belt (an apparently, your balls!!) Cheers!

meleah rebeccah said...

Good luck testing for your Blue Belt!

Chelle said...

Yep. I like this blog. Zombie Abe Lincoln? You get a big check mark. I'll be back. I know you're glad to hear it.

Chelle said...

Wait... you just made me spill my latte on the couch. You bastard. I forgive you though, because while I cleaned it up, Canada scored another goal. Ha.

UberGrumpy said...

Man! That was a marathon

Good luck with the belt. What's next? Purple hairy?

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