This week I managed to find out that I had a herniated disc and developed a BRUTAL FRIGGING issue with sciatica which caused me a shitload of pain so I've been on Vicodin which is the BEST. DRUG. EVER especially when combined with Red Bull and/or Vodka and OMG OMG OMG what are these on my feet? Scorpions in period dress?!
Awesome.
So..you know.
Pray for me.
And my sharply dressed foot scorpions.
ONWARD!!
Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...
My Posts from this Week:
What do Snow Leopards, Chinese drivers and Gary Busey have in common?
If you answered 'a shoebox' then you're correct.
I'm an Asshole.
Again.
Like that's news, really.
Although, now this sciatica seems like just payback.
I make yet another video with my dog's toys.
This one includes farting.
I'm seven shades of classy.
Moments in MENTAL POO History:
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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':
I tell you truths about my self in SONG TITLES.
Then I tell you LIES about myself...again...in SONG TITLES.
Best meme ever that no one took and ran with?
Quite possibly.
There's still time, folks.
GO!
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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':
I retell the infamous 'Marco Incident.'
And then I wonder why I have no friends.
I regale the fun and laughter that one has just prior to having shoulder surgery.
So..yeah..notsomuch.
I write all about my shoulder surgery ONE HANDED because, well, I was still able to masturbate.
Priorities.
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Some funny shit that's not mine that I read this week:
How to identify which type of bitch you have or, for the ladies, may be.
Because sometimes, being able to braid your vagina may be a bad thing.
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There you go, folks.
Some new shit, some old shit.
That should keep you busy.
See you on Monday.
Moog out.
Sunday, March 07, 2010
Wrapping up the Week - March 7, 2010
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I've seen those scorpions!! They appeared on MY feet when I was on that morphene drip having my wisdom teeth pulled! They ARE dressed sharply, aren't they?
Hope you're better soon!! Have a great week!
Just think you get to relive the 70's without LSD! The wonder of modern medicine.
I often have scorpions on my feet. That's because I live in the freakin' desert where the scorpion is king. One big difference here though is the little cowboy duds they wear and the teeny-tiny guns they carry.
Condolences on the herniated disc... been there, done that, so I feel your pain. Congratulations on the discovery of Vicodin... makes the herniated disc almost worthwhile.
No time to post, I am busy making the video of Wicked Shawn toys.....
Yikes. Sorry about the herniated disc situation. But at least those painkillers made for some HILARIOUS 'tweets' and facebook status updates.
I love that that wasn't even my TMI Thursday this week.
I'm so klassy.
Feel better, my dear. Or at least get extra Vicodin.
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