Wrapping Up the Week - October 31, 2010

Before I start today:

For those of you who know me or have been to my "About" page know that I'm a huge Boston Bruins hockey fan.


As such, I've submitted two new 'Bruins Hockey Rules' that - if one wins - will get me a commercial and a spot on television.

GO HERE TO VOTE FOR COMMERCIAL #!!!

GO HERE TO VOTE FOR COMMERCIAL #2!!

(hint: click the UP arrow)

Thanks in advance.

Also...

Today is Halloween so I'd like to say 'Happy Halloween' to everyone unless you're a Born Again Christian or just a lame person but I guess I'm being redundant now.

But if you're looking for a perfect way to enhance your decorations...



ONWARD!!
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Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...

My Posts from this Week:

I present another episode of "Liar Liar Pants on Fire" but in this one my mom gets medieval.

She be crazy.

I present an Instant Message volley between myself and my friend, Kristin, where..well...it gets a little graphic.

YAY ME.

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Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


Racism is ugly and comes in many forms. So I show you mine, because it's really creative.

It's how I roll.

Last year when I was actually still married I decided to retell the story of how I asked my wife to marry me.

Shoulda seen this coming.

I went to see "Paranormal Activity" and then wrote a review on it.

Well..less of a review and more of a "OMG WOULD YOU PEOPLE SHUT UP!!!" type of thing.

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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


Two years ago I celebrated my one-year anniversary of my vasectomy.

Good times. Gooooood times.

My asshole eats my toilet paper.

That's the best thing I could come up with for a description. Sorry about that.

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Three Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo


I PREPARE FOR MY VASECTOMY!!!

*nerves

I GET A VASECTOMY!!

*pain and lots and lots of ice

And then there was the time I blacked out and maybe was gay a little.

*more pain. no ice.

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Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:

I'm only posting this because I got 'Comment of the Day' on The Bloggess and that shit just makes me SO PROUD.

I'm actually lying because I DID write these 'Questions for a Blogger' where I interviewed 'A Vapid Blonde'

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.