On Monday I wrote about how I apparently have some weird confectionery antagonist over at The Bitter Baking Company who - after caving in to my hollow threats and amazing pectorals - agreed to send me some of their cookies in lieu of litigation over their use of my term, "Holemates."
This is actually good news because I can't afford shit, let alone a lawyer trying to defend me against a giant cookie conglomerate.
Regardless, victory in hand I came home to find my mailman/woman (can't really tell, to be honest with you) dropping off my package of blackmail cookies.
That's when I looked to see that my arch nemesis, Erin, over at The Bitter Baking Company was still going for my sexy sexy jugular:
It's at this point that I'm starting to realize that Erin and I have some weird sexual tension going on that involves baked goods and sarcasm and, let's be honest here, isn't that the best kind?
I'm actually asking you guys. I have no idea.
Then I open that package and LO! there are two packs of cookies and one has my stolen term written on it just to rub my damn nose in the whole thing:
That's when I notice the message attached to one of the packs of cookies:
(please note that my first iteration of the above picture had a typo in it - karma, you are a total bitch)
You gotta love a company that (a) not ONLY gives in to your demands for free cookies based on hollow threats and several emailed self-portraits of yourself getting out of the shower but (b) has a great sense of humor about all this crap and plays along SO WELL.
Also, the cookies were nummy. So that helps.
Go get some cookies and tell Erin that I sent you.
Chick digs me.
Erin was kind enough to give YOU, my readers, a discount of 50% off orders equal or above $18.00 through 2/29/12!!
To take advantage of this offer, go to The Bitter Baking Company and order some stuff.
Then type "blackmail" in the Discount Code box and - voila! - cheap, sarcastic cookies!!