Bitter Baking Blackmail

This product made by The Bitter Baking Company was brought to my attention the other day:


*GASP*

What's the big deal, you may be asking yourself?

How about THESE APPLES:


That's right. That's MY TERM as clearly stated up on Urban Dictionary.

As such, I had no choice but to threaten them in a non-threatening manner:


A few minutes later a quite lovely person at The Bitter Baking Company sent me this reply:


That's right. I just blackmailed my way into a pack of cookies.

*jazz hands*

Of course if they're going to make millions using my non-Trademarked term I figured I'd be greedy and maybe, you know, press a little harder.

That's what she said.

That makes no sense.

Regardless:


So now I just sit and wait for my mail-order cookies to arrive.

In the meantime, go show Erin some love and order some cookies because any company with the tag line of "we make scrumptious cookies topped with sarcastic designs" deserves some lovin.

But not from me. I'm just into blackmailing for bakery goods.

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UPDATE!!

Erin was kind enough to give YOU, my readers, a discount of 50% off orders equal or above $18.00 through 2/29/12!!

To take advantage of this offer, go to The Bitter Baking Company and order some stuff.

Then type "blackmail" in the Discount Code box and - voila! - cheap, sarcastic cookies!!

You're welcome.