Bitter Baking Blackmail, Part Deux

On Monday I wrote about how I apparently have some weird confectionery antagonist over at The Bitter Baking Company who - after caving in to my hollow threats and amazing pectorals - agreed to send me some of their cookies in lieu of litigation over their use of my term, "Holemates."

This is actually good news because I can't afford shit, let alone a lawyer trying to defend me against a giant cookie conglomerate.

Regardless, victory in hand I came home to find my mailman/woman (can't really tell, to be honest with you) dropping off my package of blackmail cookies.

That's when I looked to see that my arch nemesis, Erin, over at The Bitter Baking Company was still going for my sexy sexy jugular:


It's at this point that I'm starting to realize that Erin and I have some weird sexual tension going on that involves baked goods and sarcasm and, let's be honest here, isn't that the best kind?

I'm actually asking you guys. I have no idea.

Then I open that package and LO! there are two packs of cookies and one has my stolen term written on it just to rub my damn nose in the whole thing:


That's when I notice the message attached to one of the packs of cookies:


Amazing.

(please note that my first iteration of the above picture had a typo in it - karma, you are a total bitch)

You gotta love a company that (a) not ONLY gives in to your demands for free cookies based on hollow threats and several emailed self-portraits of yourself getting out of the shower but (b) has a great sense of humor about all this crap and plays along SO WELL.

Also, the cookies were nummy. So that helps.

Go get some cookies and tell Erin that I sent you.

Chick digs me.

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UPDATE!!

Erin was kind enough to give YOU, my readers, a discount of 50% off orders equal or above $18.00 through 2/29/12!!

To take advantage of this offer, go to The Bitter Baking Company and order some stuff.

Then type "blackmail" in the Discount Code box and - voila! - cheap, sarcastic cookies!!

You're welcome.

Bitter Baking Blackmail

This product made by The Bitter Baking Company was brought to my attention the other day:


*GASP*

What's the big deal, you may be asking yourself?

How about THESE APPLES:


That's right. That's MY TERM as clearly stated up on Urban Dictionary.

As such, I had no choice but to threaten them in a non-threatening manner:


A few minutes later a quite lovely person at The Bitter Baking Company sent me this reply:


That's right. I just blackmailed my way into a pack of cookies.

*jazz hands*

Of course if they're going to make millions using my non-Trademarked term I figured I'd be greedy and maybe, you know, press a little harder.

That's what she said.

That makes no sense.

Regardless:


So now I just sit and wait for my mail-order cookies to arrive.

In the meantime, go show Erin some love and order some cookies because any company with the tag line of "we make scrumptious cookies topped with sarcastic designs" deserves some lovin.

But not from me. I'm just into blackmailing for bakery goods.

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UPDATE!!

Erin was kind enough to give YOU, my readers, a discount of 50% off orders equal or above $18.00 through 2/29/12!!

To take advantage of this offer, go to The Bitter Baking Company and order some stuff.

Then type "blackmail" in the Discount Code box and - voila! - cheap, sarcastic cookies!!

You're welcome.