Wrapping Up the Week - February 19, 2012 | Mental Poo

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Wrapping Up the Week - February 19, 2012

Before I start today, my readers this week were treated to some lovely banter between myself and the owner of The Bitter Baking Company.

As a result, she has offered YOU - my reader - a 50% OFF discount code towards any cookie order of $18 or more until 2/29/2012.

Simply enter 'blackmail' as your code and - voila - half-off sarcastic cookies.

You're welcome.

ONWARD!

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week that was
Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...
My Posts from this Week:

The cookie blackmail all started with a stolen Urban Dictionary term from yours truly.

Then I get the goods. WIN.

See? Sometimes it totally pays to be a jerk.

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Moments in MENTAL POO History:

zombie history
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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


One of my most popular posts in history - The Do's and Don'ts of Match.com - debuts.

I went to a Monster Truck show and then posted a video on YouTube and then proceeded to make fun of everyone who commented on it.

It's how I roll, yo.

Because nothing says "Happy Valentine's Day" like parking violations used as envelopes.

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Two Years Ago this week on Mental Poo':


Just another one of those Instant Messages about a woman asking me for advice on how to shave her nether region.

*yawn

I used to have to walk to my bus stop. And by 'walk' I mean 'hike.' And by 'hike' I mean 'this would have made Forrest Gump tired.'

Also, I was fat. That didn't help.

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Three Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo


I shattered my hand in karate requiring me to wear a cast for, like, ever and then it came off and looked like this.

GAH.

Winnie the Pooh is sleeping with da fishes.

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Four Years Ago this week on Mental Poo


Regular readers all know my friend Kristin so it should not surprise you that 4 years ago she talked about her shitting herself.

She so classy!

What my ex-wife has to deal with as an inner-city school teacher sometimes amazes even me.

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Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:

I know I linked the Bloggess last time here but she bought a taxidermy weasel and then posed it and - well - everyone went to town making their own photos of it.

If you're looking for my entries in this, well, click here.

I need a hobby.

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.

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1 comment:

Eva Gallant said...

The high point of the week was definitely the cookie episode! Love that the person at Bitter Bakery has a sense of humor!

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