Wrapping Up the Week - February 19, 2012 | Mental Poo

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Wrapping Up the Week - February 19, 2012

Before I start today, my readers this week were treated to some lovely banter between myself and the owner of The Bitter Baking Company.

As a result, she has offered YOU - my reader - a 50% OFF discount code towards any cookie order of $18 or more until 2/29/2012.

Simply enter 'blackmail' as your code and - voila - half-off sarcastic cookies.

You're welcome.


week that was
Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...
My Posts from this Week:

The cookie blackmail all started with a stolen Urban Dictionary term from yours truly.

Then I get the goods. WIN.

See? Sometimes it totally pays to be a jerk.


Moments in MENTAL POO History:

zombie history

A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

One of my most popular posts in history - The Do's and Don'ts of Match.com - debuts.

I went to a Monster Truck show and then posted a video on YouTube and then proceeded to make fun of everyone who commented on it.

It's how I roll, yo.

Because nothing says "Happy Valentine's Day" like parking violations used as envelopes.


Two Years Ago this week on Mental Poo':

Just another one of those Instant Messages about a woman asking me for advice on how to shave her nether region.


I used to have to walk to my bus stop. And by 'walk' I mean 'hike.' And by 'hike' I mean 'this would have made Forrest Gump tired.'

Also, I was fat. That didn't help.


Three Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo

I shattered my hand in karate requiring me to wear a cast for, like, ever and then it came off and looked like this.


Winnie the Pooh is sleeping with da fishes.

Four Years Ago this week on Mental Poo

Regular readers all know my friend Kristin so it should not surprise you that 4 years ago she talked about her shitting herself.

She so classy!

What my ex-wife has to deal with as an inner-city school teacher sometimes amazes even me.


Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:

I know I linked the Bloggess last time here but she bought a taxidermy weasel and then posed it and - well - everyone went to town making their own photos of it.

If you're looking for my entries in this, well, click here.

I need a hobby.

There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.


1 comment:

Unknown said...

The high point of the week was definitely the cookie episode! Love that the person at Bitter Bakery has a sense of humor!

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