Wrapping Up the Week - February 26, 2012

Before I start today, my readers last week were treated to some lovely banter between myself and the owner of The Bitter Baking Company.

As a result, she has offered YOU - my reader - a 50% OFF discount code towards any cookie order of $18 or more until 2/29/2012.

Simply enter 'blackmail' as your code and - voila - half-off sarcastic cookies.

You're welcome.

ONWARD!

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Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...
My Posts from this Week:

I drew a cartoon.

Look out below!

I write stuff like this when I don't have anything to write about and find things I was gonna write about but forgot to.

*head explodes

Our Facilities Department here gets no respect. None at all. I have photographic evidence supporting this.

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Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


And THIS, my readers, is why America is losing the race of scientific discovery.

*shed explodes

I guess I had nothing to write about a year ago this week, either.

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Two Years Ago this week on Mental Poo':


My son is an angry black man.

WARNING: This post contains animated Jimmy Dean Sausage sun porn.

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Three Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo


Shit like this is probably why my friend Janet doesn't email me any more.

I stayed home with one of my sick kids and, well, I present to you another episode of 'The Shit I Learn' series of posts.

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Four Years Ago this week on Mental Poo


I didn't do jack shit this week because I went on vacation.

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Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:

Putting shit up here from The Bloggess is turning out to be a regular thing so I might start charging her for it.

However, she posted this about her stuffed weasel (that is not a euphemism) with a blank template basically tempting us to make our own pictures from it.

Well, not to toot my own horn, but I ended up making a series of pictures that resulted in The Bloggess DM'ing me with - and I'm not making this up - "You are so the best."

Here are my pictures of Juanita. You're welcome, world.


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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.

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