This is your 15 minutes of fame, people. Time to grab that golden ring.
Or, in this case, yummy cookie.
The lovely (no idea) and talented (meh) cookie goddess (true) over at The Bitter Baking Company and I have come up with..
..wait for it..
A CONTEST AND GIVEAWAY.
If you don't remember how The Bitter Baking Company and I got started, you can find the first time I accosted her here... and her reply here...naked pictures of Scarlett Johansson here...and then I got my own line of cookies here. No shit.
So while I'm on vacation this week, we're having a contest.
See this cookie?
That's it. If you check out The Bitter Baking Company's site, and my page in particular, you'll see the type of stuff we're looking for.
Meh. Nothing really. Just THINK FUNNY.
You can enter as many times as you'd like.
Just keep entering captions in the comment section below. Birthday cookie...anniversary cookie...vasectomy cookies...Christmas...sympathy... whatever. YOUR CHOICE.
Also..if you enter a caption, make sure I can get back to you. If you don't want to put your name in the comments, email it to me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
WHAT THE WINNER GETS
Next week Erin and I will vote on the best caption and announce a winner.
The winner gets their cookie immortalized on The Bitter Baking Company's website and you...?
You get 6 custom cookies of your choice delivered to wherever or whoever you want.
Sound good? Yeah, I think so, too.
Have at it, you sick bastards. THINK FUNNY.
Good luck. We're all pulling for you.
But don't worry, we'll wash our hands before we make the cookies.
See you on the flip side.