The Girlfriend Chronicles - take 3 | Mental Poo

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

The Girlfriend Chronicles - take 3

After the success of the first "Girlfriend Chronicles," and then the second one, I figured I'd share some more excerpts with you guys of some chat conversations between my girlfriend and I.

It's okay to be jealous.

This, though, is kind of special because Kerri will be celebrating her 40th birthday on Friday, which means I am now on the prowl for something younger.

Just kidding, babe.*

*not kidding **

** Honey if you're still reading this I am TOTALLY kidding


In this first one, I had sent out an invite on Facebook to the party I was throwing for her but since she was now going to be elderly I wanted to make it something special and thus called it her '40th Birthday EXTRAVAGANZA.'

The problem is that I had no ideas on how to make it an extravaganza other than to get everyone completely shitfaced.

Ah. Sometimes she gives as she gets.


So, to all you single ladies out there, remember:

Sure, you may die alone. But it could be worse.

You could be MY girlfriend.


Unknown said...

I hope the Extravaganza goes well! Looks like you two are well matched!

bikramyogachick said...

She is amazing...she tolerates you and gives it right back to you!
U + her = cuteness!

Marie Nicole said...

I wonder if at any point she pondered "Would I be better off with Gary Busey?" ha!
this post = the bestest.

Vinny C said...

That's the problem with conversing digitally. Now it's waaaay easier for women to remind us of exactly what we said... with time stamp.

Pearl said...

I now want to hang out with you guys.


Unknown said...

What about steak and HandiJ day? I want that day!

meleah rebeccah said...

I love Kerri! And I love her more and more every day. She totally deserves and award for putting up with you.

* The MOM said...

HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!! Never a dull moment with you. ;)

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