After the success of the first "Girlfriend Chronicles," and then the second one, I figured I'd share some more excerpts with you guys of some chat conversations between my girlfriend and I.
It's okay to be jealous.
This, though, is kind of special because Kerri will be celebrating her 40th birthday on Friday, which means I am now on the prowl for something younger.
Just kidding, babe.*
*not kidding **
** Honey if you're still reading this I am TOTALLY kidding
Enjoy!
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In this first one, I had sent out an invite on Facebook to the party I was throwing for her but since she was now going to be elderly I wanted to make it something special and thus called it her '40th Birthday EXTRAVAGANZA.'
The problem is that I had no ideas on how to make it an extravaganza other than to get everyone completely shitfaced.
Ah. Sometimes she gives as she gets.
*wink
So, to all you single ladies out there, remember:
Sure, you may die alone. But it could be worse.
You could be MY girlfriend.
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
The Girlfriend Chronicles - take 3
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8 comments:
I hope the Extravaganza goes well! Looks like you two are well matched!
She is amazing...she tolerates you and gives it right back to you!
U + her = cuteness!
I wonder if at any point she pondered "Would I be better off with Gary Busey?" ha!
this post = the bestest.
That's the problem with conversing digitally. Now it's waaaay easier for women to remind us of exactly what we said... with time stamp.
I now want to hang out with you guys.
Pearl
What about steak and HandiJ day? I want that day!
I love Kerri! And I love her more and more every day. She totally deserves and award for putting up with you.
HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!! Never a dull moment with you. ;)
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