After the success of the first "Girlfriend Chronicles," I figured I'd share some more excerpts with you guys of some chat conversations between my girlfriend and I.*
It's okay to be jealous.
However, after reading these I probably should have put a PG-13 or R rating on this because she kind of has a potty mouth. MOM YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LOOK AWAY RIGHT NOW!
*no feelings were harmed during the creation of this post because I essentially have none - like a Vulcan but with smaller ears yet with eerily similar super-strength
So, to all you single ladies out there, remember:
Sure, you may die alone. But it could be worse.
You could be MY girlfriend.
Monday, April 30, 2012
The Girlfriend Chronicles - Part Deux
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You have a job AND a girlfriend?!?
I think she and I would be fast friends. My boyfriend likes to remind my teenage daughters that they should take it on the chin because kids suck!
SO WRONG!
It is great she has a sense of humor to keep up with you. Otherwise you might have to jugle all the time. LOL
I love how she just rolls with the punches.... kind of like how you drew a pearl necklace for draw something.
I *heart* Kerri SOFA KING much!
So sad. So sad you are taken.
Your girlfriend is a riot. How the hell did you ever get a chance with someone like her?
Someone who doesn't laugh at your jokes gets boring very quickly. For both of you. Good catch. Hold on to her.
That poor woman. Though I must say, she holds her own pretty well against your idiocy.
If she ever needs back up on helping to insult you, give her my number.
If I lived up there, she would be MY girlfriend. Well, and yours. I mean, I can't do some "essential" things that you can.
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