Wrapping up the Week Like a Diseased Wiggly - Jan 31 | Mental Poo

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Wrapping up the Week Like a Diseased Wiggly - Jan 31


Just in case you missed it,

My Posts from this Week:

If Al Qaeda gets hold of my dog's secret, we're all SCREWED.

Flickr succeeds in making me sick to my stomach.

I divulge what a woman should NEVER EVER NEVER EVER EVER NEVER ask a guy. EVER.

Seriously, ladies.

I can't stress that shit enough.

In other GREAT BIG NEWS this week:

I sold a shirt.


I made a dollar profit.

That makes four dollars I've made so far.

Don't be hatin'.

Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

I hold a survey to see what the weirdest search term my blog shows up in and "WHACK THE MEN AND POO ON HIM" comes in SECOND.


Second.

The fuck?

I address a "Dear Moog" letter about Asian Women Holding Things.

Yes. You read that right.

Welcome to my life.


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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

I give some VERY helpful tips on how to write a great blog.


Keep in mind, I wrote this a whole four months after starting this one.

SUCKAS!

I spin a tale about high school when I used to torture a poor crippled kid.

And how he'd get back at me.

Awesome.

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Some funny shit that's not mine that I read this week:

Maxie at "I hate so much" publishes a letter that I wrote to her mom.

Yes. I wrote to her mom.

I'm not proud.

(lying)

Narm talks about his zipper.

Jay's list of things, including things you can't do and pretend it's sexy.

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.

15 comments:

Vodka Logic said...

You do worry me sometimes. :)

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Tgoette said...

I won't tell Al Qaeda your secret, Moog. I don't even know him. Great posts! You are one weird and funny guy!

Maxie said...

Oooo this comment from Anon is very intriguing. you should probably get on that.

twss.

also

STOP BONING MY MOM.

me said...

i like your blog. the illustrations really add something extra and are spot-on.

Eva Gallant said...

I agree with Maxie. You need to jump on the invite from Anonymouse. Youmight make more than $4.00!

Mrsblogalot said...

It was a fabulous week.

And a dollar too!

CatLadyLarew said...

You made a whole dollar? Impressive! And the letter to Maxie's mom... awe inspiring. I hope you and Maxie have a long and happy life together. I'm sure Mrs. Moooooog and the kids won't mind a bit.

Don said...

You need to get a couple of boxes of cheap Mardi Gras beads made up with you Mental Poo logo on the medallion. Too late for this year but if it doesn't get you any hits on your site, it may get you a few dates.

JenJen said...

Moogsy.
You're sweet.
:)

MommaKiss said...

i had a completely different image when I read "wrapping" it up...

Collette said...

Been a while since I've been here. It's looking nice. I see you've redecorated.
Anyway, thanks for leaving a bunch of stuff to check out. It should keep me busy till your next post! (Unless I find something better to do, which is pretty likely...lol)
Keep working hard. You'll have that next dollar before you know it!lol

Sarah P said...

See? This whole blog post just pisses me off.
I'm far behind on my blog reading, so I thought, "Hell, I'll go read mog with the lots of Os. He'll make me feel better. Lots of LOLs." Then, I get here, and you're all, "Here you go, 18 more blog posts to read, SuckaFOOL. Your to-do list just became a taDOW list."
Damn you. Damn it. Damn you.

meleah rebeccah said...

Congrats on your Four Dollar profit! off to click/read the other links.

Tony Spunk said...

"Diseased Wiggly" reminded me I have to go see the doc this week about a uh. Thing.

Congrats on your four bucks profit, bro. Don't spend it all on hookers and blow now.

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