Wrapping Up the Week - May 16, 2010 | Mental Poo

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Wrapping Up the Week - May 16, 2010

Before I start today:

There wasn't a lot going on here this week because I was in Delaware at a Celebrity Golf Tournament raising money for Autism Research.

It was an exhausting 48 hours of being surrounded by Whiskey Girls, celebrities, and Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders.

But I roughed it.

That's what she said.

I have some pictures from it up on my Facebook Page but taken by my camera phone because I somehow LOST MY CAMERA IN THE HOUSE (?!) before I left.

So..that was awesome.

Also...I was a recipient of a "2010 Funniest Blogger Award" from over at Ed's Funny Pages:

Sadly, this is not the first time I received a golden penis.

And that's all I'm going to say about that.

Many thanks to Ed.

Now go read him after you read this.



Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...

My Posts from this Week:

I drop my wife's favorite pen in the toilet.

Yeah. I wrote a WHOLE post about that.

It's called creativity, people. Deal with it.

Moments in MENTAL POO History:


A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

If you have no interest in finding out what a Cleveland Steamer or Rusty Trombone is, DO NOT READ THIS POST.
You've been warned.

The best feeling I've had in a long time, is having Bob held firmly between my fingers.
* cricket

My daughter's school puts on an African dance show.

In New Hampshire.

African American population: 3.


Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

I go to Mississippi for a business trip:

Day 1 - I almost die.

Day 2 - I almost die.

Day 3 - I want to die.

So, you know...

That was fun.

Some funny shit that's not mine that I read this week:

How to spot a chronic masturbator.

Stop. Staring. At me.

There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.


LB said...

OMG! I am crying right now and my side hurts from the laughing. Your recap of the Mississippi trip is some of your very best work!

Funny, I was born and raised in Mississippi yet I've never seen any of those things. And Jackson is the closet thing to a Metropolis in the entire state. Maybe you stayed in on crack row or something. Regardless, I loved it!

Sorry you had to risk life and limb to get the story, though. And yes, EVERYTHING in the South tastes better when covered in a heavy batter of flour and lard and then deep-fat fried. Did you try Bojangles??? That shit is better than sex!!

Anonymous said...

You've received more than ONE Golden Penis????


Do you mean Golden SHOWER???

MommaKiss said...

holy Mississippi education in a comment.
Congrats on the award. You should probably also get one from that "spot a Master Baiter" site.

Marie Nicole said...

Damn it Jules beat me to the golden shower comment! Early bird gets the worm, early bird gets the worm. Congrats on the award and congrats on surviving what looks like a tough week surrounded by cheerleaders (no camera just as you're leaving for a week with them hunh? odd coincidences do happen, maybe revenge for the pen in the toilet? -just thinking...)

meleah rebeccah said...

Congrats on your award. you rock.

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