Wrapping up the Week - May 2, 2010 | Mental Poo

Sunday, May 02, 2010

Wrapping up the Week - May 2, 2010


Before I start today..

I entered in yet ANOTHER wonderful definition in the glory that is Urban Dictionary:

Star Cybering

It's kind of dirty.

Like this surprises any of you.

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Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...

My Posts from this Week:

I go into my son's room and find him DOING THINGS TO HIMSELF and we end up having, you know, 'The Talk.'

So that was awesome.

I debut Episode TWO of my series, 'The Incredible Hulk Reads Teacher Notes.'

Because no matter how hard you try, you just can't understand this kind of Spanglish.

My daughter displays a distinct talent that assures me that she's related to her brother.

Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

Speaking of school projects (??), I give to you a display of some inner-city kindergarten work.

Colorless does not even begin to describe it.

I have a moment in the men's room that involves my camera phone.

It's not what you think.

It's WORSE.

There is a layoff here at work so I immediately proceed to torture one of my coworkers.

It's what I do.

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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

I get ready to go on my first ever business trip to Mississippi.

I'm still getting ready for the trip. Except, this time...I'M SCARED TO DEATH.

You will read..that being scared was the LEAST of my problems.

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Some funny shit that's not mine that I read this week:

Ladies...this is why you LEAVE YOUR MEN ALONE when they're watching sports.

FINALLY someone else links Rachael Ray with another hideous villain.

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.

5 comments:

Unknown said...

I think my favorite this week was when you had "The Talk" with your son!

Gristle McThornbody said...

The one up-thumb you were Star Cybering for, weren't you?

Robin said...
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Laffylady said...

Oh No.."the talk"...hope it went well...Lol..So Moog..you are up tomorrow for Laugh Out Loud...(Hershey Highway...BwaHaahahah)..so you can link up if you'd like and EnJoY..!!

meleah rebeccah said...

now I have to find out what is the definition of Star Cybering!

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