Wrapping up the Week - May 23,2010 | Mental Poo

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Wrapping up the Week - May 23,2010

Before I start today:

By the time you read this I will have tested for my next belt level (Advanced Blue) and hopefully am not crippled from my back problems, limping from the instructor smashing me randomly in the balls (yes..he does that) and have said belt in hand.

As will my six year old son.

Who was testing for the SAME BELT.

I feel manly.



Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...

My Posts from this Week:

My shampoo tried to kill me again.

This time, though, it brought some heavy firepower. And a hammer.

Don't ask.

I give you the next installment on the much ballyhooed (yes, I said 'ballyhooed') series of:

The Hulk Reads Notes to a Teacher - Episode 3

God I love that crap.

I give you some more reasons why you should follow me on Twitter.

None of them are good.

Moments in MENTAL POO History:


A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

Spring is in the air!! This means that THE BIRDS WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP.

My dog died.

This, folks, is one of the very few opportunities where you'll see me in full-on serious mode.

Don't get used to it.


Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

It's a 'Dear Moog' letter asking about the term used for a woman who has blue balls.

Seriously. I can't make this shit up.

If this trial shit works, I should be looking awesome in my bikini this summer.

My friend Kristin and I do what we do best. We Instant Message each other and try to figure out what would be an awesome name for a porn reality series.

It's how we roll.

Some funny shit that's not mine that I read this week:

It's not the video or the story that's funny...it's the title and article and COMMENT SECTION.

At long last, someone writes about bears using toilet paper that breaks apart and this is the weirdest sentence ever.

There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.

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