Wrapping up the Week - March 28, 2010 | Mental Poo

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Wrapping up the Week - March 28, 2010

Before I start today, I just want to be serious for a second (mark your calendar) and go all-out and pimp myself out.

Hey..even I get tired of the beatings from Rodrigo after a while.

On April 2nd, I will be the 'Special Guest Host' for a fundraising bash for "New Hampshire HorseTalk Therapeutic Services" which is an organization that provides hippotherapy services.

So - you'll be able to find ME - yes ME - on April 2nd at Milly's Tavern in Manchester, NH hosting this awesome event.

Bands, auctions, masssages from the Whiskey Girls, Cabin Fever Whiskey, raffles..a ton of shit.

Come down.

Meet me.

Support the cause.

Have some fun.



Thanks to my healing back after ruptured disc surgery, I made it back into the gym this week (LOOK OUT, LADIES!) where my doctor instructed me to:

1) Not lift anything heavier than a gallon of milk
2) Do nothing while sitting or standing
3) Don't twist

So basically I would just change, walk in, and then walk right the Hell back out.

I feel so much healthier.

Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...

My Posts from this Week:

I continue to wage war with that stupid cartoon known as 'The Family Circus.'

This one has incest AND pedophilia!

yay me.

A kid in my wife's kindergarten class gives us a glimpse into the impossible.

Hint: It involves ovaries and kittens.

Some jackass at work loses his sunglasses, so I do what any normal person would do and create a fake ransom note for them.

Some of my best work, even if I say so myself.

Moments in MENTAL POO History:


A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

I tell you about my first attempt at being a Girl Scout Cookie Pimp.

A "Shit I Learn" edition involving all the fun stuff I figured out while having a broken hand.

(thankfully..it was my non-masturbatory one. Otherwise, that could have been FATAL)

I continue to exhibit fantastic parenting skillz as I answer my son's question about Jesus' last name.

Or, as it is also titled, 'Exhibit 5C of why I'm going to Hell.'


Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

A HORRIBLE AWFUL TMI of a woman who..well...um...does..um...stuff..out..err..


I write an open letter to the Easter Bunny.

Because holidays. SUCK.

Some funny shit that's not mine that I read this week:

One of my friends sent me this link because he said it reminded him of ME.

Go figure.

Spaghetti squash is nobody's friend.

There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.


Unknown said...

Just finished reading your Easter post from last year. Thanks for reminding me why I refuse to have another dog!
We'll be seeing you Friday!

Buggys said...

I'm still laughing over the Jesus post from last year. Oh my lord i have tears running down my face. Probably for laughing at Jesus!

Robin said...

I just read about Joan...Ummm..and thats so weird I picked that one because remember I told you I try to avoid poo at all costs....but just like a car wreck I could not stop reading once I started...I think this may be the place where I will become conditioned to hearing of poo, sh--, and the likes...Thank You Moog..!

Kernut said...

Thanks, I've always wondered why the parents try harder to sell the cookies than the kids do. Mystery no longer Unsolved. Ya, 'cause you knwo that was keeping me up at night. Did you see Desperate Housewives last weekend? (Don't lie - we know you watch it ;) It was all about the parents selling the cookies.

LMAO over your Easter from Hell 2 years ago!

JenJen said...

great post as usual...and congrats on the gig. You're going to be great, I know it!

Maxie said...

I am really confused about the pooping out of the vagina entry...

does that mean she doesn't poop out of her ass???

well, at least she can have worry-free anal.

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

OK, I'm going to go read a couple of posts that I don't remember.

What I DO remember is the broken hand one. I am so glad it was the "other" hand.

Also so glad you're back at the gym. It's gotta feel good working those shins.

Great. Now Blogger won't let me post this comment, so it's like I'm stuck here in limbo...and I want to go lie down. Help.

Kelly said...

Can I just say that I am SO glad I was ordered to check out your blog. You are absolutely Huh-larious.

Jessica said...

Can't believe I'm going to miss out on seeing Moooooog live by two days!

Poop indeed.

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