Wrapping up the Week - July 4th, 2010 | Mental Poo

Sunday, July 04, 2010

Wrapping up the Week - July 4th, 2010


Happy Fourth of July, everyone!!

But...before I start..

THE BIG NEWS....

I've created an audition tape to try and have my VERY OWN TALK SHOW!!

This is not a drill.

Please check it out and vote for me. That would be awesome.

Then what would be awesome is if you spread the word and got me even more votes.

Then I get rich and we're all happy. And by 'we're all happy' I mean "I am." I see this as a win.

Thanks in advance.

Also..it's time for my monthly feature for the promotional modeling company I stalk...er..um..volunteer for (??):










ONWARD!!

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Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...

My Posts from this Week:

This man is a GENIUS.

In related news, I have very low standards for what constitutes 'genius.'

Rainforest Cafe, motherless children and an ad-lib gone crazy.

All in a Friday night's work, people.

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Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


"The Shit I Learn" - Soccer Edition

Ugh.

Ronald McDonald was an assman.

I have written proof of this.

I bare all and SHOW EVERYONE MY GREAT BIG D*CK

You're welcome.

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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


I jumped in the swimming pool and all I got was this lousy e-coli infection.

Best. T-Shirt. Ever.

I get a 'Dear Moog' letter where I disperse job advice.

You might never want to take my advice after this.

Ever.

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Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:

God I love this guy.

At least The Bloggess has respect for Dead Whores.


More than I can say for myself, really.

Also...one of the best bloggers in the Universe, Lilu, is up for a job at MTV BUT you HAVE to follow her on Twitter @LivitLuvit and, once you do..tweet out something like this to get her more:

Follow @LivitLuvit, my favorite contestant in the @MTVTJ search for MTV’s first Twitter Jockey! #zyncmtvtj

Good luck, Lilu!!

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.

3 comments:

Eva Gallant said...

I never have to read the week in review because I read it all the first time through. I have to say Ronald McDonald is an Ass Man and I had my d*ck enlarged were priceless! Loved them!

Don said...

Happy 4th to you too moooooogster. Think the Whiskey Girls would want to come to my neck of the woods and look at tarballs and greasy seagulls?

Quirkyloon said...

Go Abe!

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