Wrapping up the Week - August 22, 2010 | Mental Poo

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Wrapping up the Week - August 22, 2010

Before I start...please check out the comments on THIS POST that I wrote this week about the book, "Follow the Money" where the author promises to cast ME in his next book and gives YOU the options on what my character will be!!

Please cast your vote in the comments section!

ONWARD!

Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...

My Posts from this Week:

I wake up one morning on the sofa bed and find two of my kids' toys in an apparent brouhaha.

OMG I SPELLED 'BROUHAHA' RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY!

Small things excite me.

*looks at penis

I read a book of short stories written by one of my friends and then tell you about it and all you get is the review and a picture of me without my shirt on.

You're welcome.


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Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


I'm the subject of my daughter's drawing!!

Where I'm on a toilet.

That's flying.

Awesome.

I rerun the story of the time I got my tattoo and how I ALMOST DIED and by "almost died" I mean "was a giant giant pussy"

My daughter tells us for the first time how she almost burned down the house. While on tour of a fire department.

Huh. I didn't know firemen could laugh that hard.

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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


I get a "Dear Moog" letter where a woman just can't seem to come to terms with the fact that her boyfriend eats her corn the long way.

If you know what I mean.

*wink

The family and I go spelunking and not the good kind.

*wink wink

I think I may have a tic.



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Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:

"Where Hot Comes to Die" shows us why the Internet is stoopid.

Yeah. That looks right.

"Hey lady, nice dress. SHIT ON MY COCK!"

I should have been a ventriloquist.

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.

6 comments:

Mrsblogalot said...

HAAA! That post with your daughter's drawing cracked me up!!!!!! And you are even funnier now... How is that possible?

Eva Gallant said...

loved the microwave story. I find that every holiday gathering I hear stories from my now adult sons of things they did as kids of which I was totally unaware. Be prepared; there will be more and more such stories as time goes by!

Brahm (alfred lives here) said...

I agree -- the post with the daughter's drawing is funny as hell!

And uh stop reading porn? read an adult book? there may be something for that, maybe? and gotta admit tho you are funny as hell, don't love the CHIPS homo thing....

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Dude, I'd hate to be responsible for you yelling "Shit on my cock" for the next twelve years. But I have the feeling you've said A LOT WORSE. :) Merci for the shout out.

Didactic Pirate said...

Yep, this should keep me off the street until Monday.

Midwestern Mama Holly said...

LOL!! The drawing and well.. every thing. You crack me up.

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