Wrapping Up the Week - August 29, 2010 | Mental Poo

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Wrapping Up the Week - August 29, 2010


Before I start...

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!

If I have not received your gift yet you have until 8 pm this evening to get it to me AND IT BETTER BE GOOD OR SO HELP ME I WILL (insert some threatening action here that is SO FRIGHTENING that you rush right out and buy me something).

I'm 42 today.

I'm hoping what you're sending me is a noose.

Thanks in advance.

ALSO:

Workforced is re-running the interview I did with him a while ago.

Go read it because it includes juggling and Kermit and obviously it's not your everyday interview.

Plus..the guy is really really funny so keep reading.

ONWARD!!


Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...

My Posts from this Week:

This is the kind of crap I run into when I walk into my daughter's room and she is equipped with a whiteboard.

We learn so much.

MY BLOG CAN HAZ INFORMATION!

Then we forget all we've learned.

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Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


I get scheduled for a stress test and it freaks me the eff out.

So..that didn't help.

I rerun a story about wanting to be a mogul in the porn industry.

Best. Life. EVER.

The perils of riding a motorcycle may cause cancer and/or blindness.

Thank you, everyone. It's your fault.

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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


New Hampshire Boring.

It's not just a motto..it's a company.

I get a new exhaust for my Harley and it's primarily made of tinfoil.

Was still pretty damn awesome, though.

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Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:

"Emails from an asshole" does it again with a reply to someone about helping rescue kittens.

This guy is my SOULMATE.

Got animals living in your hair? Apparently so do the people that Lbluca works with.

Also..hey..who doesn't?

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.

15 comments:

Sylvia Plathypus said...

Happy Birthday, Moooooog! =) My gift arrived last week, so I'm good. ;) Giggling my mofo ass off reading all of the links in this post!! You are one amazing dude. LOL Keep the good shit coming, por favor -- you crack me up!!

jb said...

Happy Birthday to Mooo!!! lol

Peace,
JB

Rita Templeton said...

Happy birthday!!! Mine is tomorrow. And you being 42 is making me feel just a little bit better about turning 30. ;)

Dazee Dreamer said...

aah, you're still a young chick at 43. Happy Birthday. I've sent your gift. You can track it on UPS tracking number 43birthday. If it doesn't show up, it's their fault. :)

The Invisible Seductress said...

Happy Birthday!!! I was going to send Circus Peanuts (but I ate them). So you should be getting your bag of orange spray painted memory foam "sample" chunks soon, same thing really. ;}

Thank you for all the laughs!!

SisterMerryHellish said...

Congrats on another trip around the sun! Now put the noose down (who the hell actually sent him one?!) and go have some hamster in a pink condo level birthday fun!

The Sweetest said...

Happy 42!

Tarheel Rambler said...

Happy Birthday! In lieu of a gift, a donation has been made in your name to my favorite charity. That means I bought an extra-large coffee at Dunkin Donuts and said, "Happy Birthday to Poo" before I took the first swallow.

Hope you had a great day.

VEG said...

Happy birthday Big Guy.

You do go by "Big Guy" right? Or was my mom lying?

Hope you had cake and beer and are still lying in it.

Anonymous said...

Wonderful!
You're 42!!--That's a great age.

You can do anything you want now and declare it the work of a aging-related brain disorder if the authorities become too inquisitive.

You are So-o-o-o-o-o lucky!!!

Have a good one, Moooooog.

Unknown said...

You will not be receiving a gift from me, although I had purchased a flat screen tv with you in mind. My birthday was a week ago, and I waited patiently for the UPS or FEDEX man to bring your gift to me. None arrived; therefore I decided to return the tv to Best Buy.

J.J. in L.A. said...

Happy birthday, you old man, you!

Anonymous said...

Hey moooog, Happy Birthday a day late. We share the same, but I got 17 years on you.

AV

injaynesworld said...

A belated Happy Birthday, moooog. At 42 you're still a puppy. May all your birthday wishes come true.

meleah rebeccah said...

Happy Belated Birthday, Moooooog!

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