Wrapping up the Week - August 8, 2010

Before I start I need to announce the winners of the Kathy Griffin Hard Rock Cafe giveway contest I had last week:

The two winners were chosen using a random number generator and then picking the corresponding comment on the post.

Congratulations go to:

Miss Yvonne (from Yo Mama's Blog)

and..

BonDon (from the blog "Who Throws a Cupcake?")

Thanks to all who entered!

ONWARD!!

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Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...

My Posts from this Week:

I give you a tour of my NEW BACHELOR PAD!!

Or..as one commenter put it, my "Barbie Dream House."

Awesome.

Pubes on the seat..pubes on the seat..I'm grossed out by pubes on the seat.

(sing to the tune of "Pants on the Ground")

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Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


I get a prostate exam. The title of the post is "The Squishy Ride Home."

I feel that's self explanatory.

I go on vacation and end up being interviewed by Chris Hansen because he thinks I'm a pedophile.

Not really.

But it could have happened.

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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


I get a "Dear Moog" letter and all I can think about is bumsex.

Like I needed a letter for that.

Looks like I get ANOTHER "Dear Moog" letter and this one is completely about ball sucking.

I don't write 'em, people.

I just answer them.

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Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:

If you don't watch "East Bound and Down," this will make you a believer.

Barstool Sports' take on the "dog eating his owner's toe" story.

God I love that site.

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.