The Girlfriend Chronicles - Part Deux | Mental Poo

Monday, April 30, 2012

The Girlfriend Chronicles - Part Deux

After the success of the first "Girlfriend Chronicles," I figured I'd share some more excerpts with you guys of some chat conversations between my girlfriend and I.*

It's okay to be jealous.

However, after reading these I probably should have put a PG-13 or R rating on this because she kind of has a potty mouth. MOM YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LOOK AWAY RIGHT NOW!

*no feelings were harmed during the creation of this post because I essentially have none - like a Vulcan but with smaller ears yet with eerily similar super-strength












So, to all you single ladies out there, remember:

Sure, you may die alone. But it could be worse.

You could be MY girlfriend.

10 comments:

Trucking Tumbleweed said...

You have a job AND a girlfriend?!?

Sweety Darlin said...

I think she and I would be fast friends. My boyfriend likes to remind my teenage daughters that they should take it on the chin because kids suck!

SO WRONG!

Kimber Leszczuk. said...

It is great she has a sense of humor to keep up with you. Otherwise you might have to jugle all the time. LOL

chemgirljaime said...

I love how she just rolls with the punches.... kind of like how you drew a pearl necklace for draw something.

meleah rebeccah said...

I *heart* Kerri SOFA KING much!

Knight said...

So sad. So sad you are taken.

Pat said...

Your girlfriend is a riot. How the hell did you ever get a chance with someone like her?

Brett Minor said...

Someone who doesn't laugh at your jokes gets boring very quickly. For both of you. Good catch. Hold on to her.

SurferWife said...

That poor woman. Though I must say, she holds her own pretty well against your idiocy.

If she ever needs back up on helping to insult you, give her my number.

Miley said...

If I lived up there, she would be MY girlfriend. Well, and yours. I mean, I can't do some "essential" things that you can.

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