Wrapping up the Week - June 27, 2010

Before I start..

THE BIG NEWS....

I've created an audition tape to try and have my VERY OWN TALK SHOW!!

This is not a drill.

Please check it out and vote for me. That would be awesome.

Then what would be awesome is if you spread the word and got me even more votes.

Then I get rich and we're all happy. And by 'we're all happy' I mean "I am." I see this as a win.

Thanks in advance.

ONWARD!!

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Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...

My Posts from this Week:

It's a tortoise! It's a robot! Whatever it is..it's being violated!

Seriously. Anyone have any ideas on what this kid drew? Anyone?

Next..

I find a bottle of "Twilight Woods" body wash in the shower.

THIS is the video that results from this simple act.

So. Many. Issues.

Just a picture of a muffin that has a penis.

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Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


I try to plan a vacation and the apocalypse results.

Typical, really.

I announce the winner of my FIRST EVER CONTEST where you basically had to bully someone to near suicide.

But the winner got a mug. So..you know..seems worth it.

More evidence that I'm annoying.

My son continues to give me hints that he may likely grow up to be a serial killer.

Or..at least kill ELMO. Which really isn't a bad thing when you think about it.

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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


A goat tries to do weird, kinky stuff to my son.

I thrill you with a story about the JOY OF MOTORCYCLING!!

That was sarcasm.

I got a rock.

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Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:

If you've ever wanted to see a stick figure with it's crotch on fire, A Vapid Blonde gives it to you.

The picture, I mean.

You will LOL and LMAO and ROFL and ASAP with this one.

Also...one of the best bloggers in the Universe, Lilu, is up for a job at MTV BUT you HAVE to follow her on Twitter @LivitLuvit and, once you do..tweet out something like this to get her more:

Follow @LivitLuvit, my favorite contestant in the @MTVTJ search for MTV’s first Twitter Jockey! #zyncmtvtj

Good luck, Lilu!!

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.