Before I start today:
For those of you who know me or have been to my "About" page know that I'm a huge Boston Bruins hockey fan.
As such, I've submitted two new 'Bruins Hockey Rules' that - if one wins - will get me a commercial and a spot on television.
GO HERE TO VOTE FOR COMMERCIAL #!!!
GO HERE TO VOTE FOR COMMERCIAL #2!!
(hint: click the UP arrow)
Thanks in advance.
Also...
I am the featured blogger on:
"Questions for a Blogger" on Studio 30-Plus.
Go read it or I'll FRIGGING KILL YOU!!
ahem.
Sorry.
ONWARD!!
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Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...
My Posts from this Week:
Just in time for Halloween:
I invent a produt called "The Phobe Light" and then make a commercial for it!
Where is Billy Mays when you need him?
Oh.
I go to the drug store and all I see are these ERASERS SHAPED LIKE SHIT?!
Oh. Look.
And now my son has one. Awesome.
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Moments in MENTAL POO History:
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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':
My first post about a sensitive issue we all face:
Sitting next to a blind guy at work and how to properly screw with him without getting caught.
It's called 'life skillz' people.
My ex-wife is tasked with collecting my dog's stool sample.
Oh boy, does she.
I make a concerted effort to 'go green' and all I get is this..um...I have no idea because I can't see it yet!
Screw you, Polar Bears.
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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':
Apparently, I write about going to these Renaissance Faires every year.
Can you say, "Ye Olde Write About Something Else, Please?"
I give you a glimpse into what it's like to chat with me on Instant Messenger.
*Indian racism sold separately
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Three Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo
A long time ago, there used to be a Drive-In theater that showed porn in the next town over.
Yes. I went there.
A lot.
ONE OF MY FAVORITE POSTS OF ALL TIME!! It involves me, a bike and a handful of Ex Lax.
Good times. Good times.
IH8 Vanity Plates.
I think that one's self-explanatory.
I start to show you my incredible parenting skills.
And by 'incredible' I mean 'distinct lack thereof.'
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Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:
"Steam Me Up, Kid" takes us on a whirlwind tour of New York with some tourism advice!
"The Monster Apathy" makes it to my 'best of' list with a post that..well..good luck keeping track of this shit.
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There you go, folks.
Some new shit, some old shit.
That should keep you busy.
See you on Monday.
Moog out.
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Wrapping Up the Week - October 23, 2010
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4 comments:
The Ex-Lax Debacle of 198(?) sounds horrifyingly hysterical!
Is it just me, or are both those videos the same?
Funny shit, though.
Voted for the commercial. Good luck!
It's nice to put a face to the midget man of steel.
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