Wrapping Up the Week - October 23, 2010

Before I start today:

For those of you who know me or have been to my "About" page know that I'm a huge Boston Bruins hockey fan.


As such, I've submitted two new 'Bruins Hockey Rules' that - if one wins - will get me a commercial and a spot on television.

GO HERE TO VOTE FOR COMMERCIAL #!!!

GO HERE TO VOTE FOR COMMERCIAL #2!!

(hint: click the UP arrow)

Thanks in advance.

Also...

I am the featured blogger on:

"Questions for a Blogger" on Studio 30-Plus.

Go read it or I'll FRIGGING KILL YOU!!

ahem.

Sorry.

ONWARD!!
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Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...

My Posts from this Week:

Just in time for Halloween:

I invent a produt called "The Phobe Light" and then make a commercial for it!

Where is Billy Mays when you need him?

Oh.

I go to the drug store and all I see are these ERASERS SHAPED LIKE SHIT?!

Oh. Look.

And now my son has one. Awesome.

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Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


My first post about a sensitive issue we all face:

Sitting next to a blind guy at work and how to properly screw with him without getting caught.

It's called 'life skillz' people.

My ex-wife is tasked with collecting my dog's stool sample.

Oh boy, does she.

I make a concerted effort to 'go green' and all I get is this..um...I have no idea because I can't see it yet!

Screw you, Polar Bears.

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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


Apparently, I write about going to these Renaissance Faires every year.

Can you say, "Ye Olde Write About Something Else, Please?"

I give you a glimpse into what it's like to chat with me on Instant Messenger.

*Indian racism sold separately
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Three Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo


A long time ago, there used to be a Drive-In theater that showed porn in the next town over.

Yes. I went there.

A lot.

ONE OF MY FAVORITE POSTS OF ALL TIME!! It involves me, a bike and a handful of Ex Lax.

Good times. Good times.

IH8 Vanity Plates.

I think that one's self-explanatory.

I start to show you my incredible parenting skills.

And by 'incredible' I mean 'distinct lack thereof.'

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Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:

"Steam Me Up, Kid" takes us on a whirlwind tour of New York with some tourism advice!

"The Monster Apathy" makes it to my 'best of' list with a post that..well..good luck keeping track of this shit.

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.