Wrapping Up the Week - October 9th

I'm moving this segment to Saturdays because I'm supposed to rest on Sundays according to God (Denis Leary) and I like having my posts spread out more evenly.

That's what she said.

Sorry, God.

(Denis Leary)

Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...

My Posts from this Week:

Mullet + Hard Rock + Tiffany Lamp = RECIPE FOR DISASTER

Story of my life.

I get another spam letter but this offer is way better than Ms. Sharon Wilfred's so I'm pretty sure a picture of my nipple will get me this cash.

OMG I LOVE RUN-ON SENTENCES SO MUCH.

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Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


Wow. Looks like October is the month for receiving lots and lots of spam emails.

And then replying to them.

This poor poor bitch.

I break my hand for the SECOND F'ING TIME IN KARATE and reflect upon what life is like while wearing a cast.

You guessed it. I talk about masturbating A LOT.

My daughter draws a picture of me.

It's not flattering.

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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


I wrestle with my son and all I get is this lousy facial disfigurement.

Awesome.

I get a "Dear Moog" letter asking how I feel about the newly married Scarlett Johansson.

Oh. I feel for Scarlett Johansson, alright.

Right. THERE.

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Three Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo


I start to shave my balls for the first time.

That's pretty much all I have to say about that.

I take that back. There's a PART TWO of my ball-shaving manscaping odyssey.

You're welcome.

One of the greatest true stories I've ever written...and further proof that having children is sometimes worthwhile.

Because you get to lie to them.

So much fun.


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Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:

Sperm facials. Apparently, it's good for your skin, ladies.

I will make house calls if necessary.

Ben at "No Ordinary Rollercoaster" has his parents make one of the most poignant videos of our generation.

This last link may not be 'funny stuff' exactly, but just watch it anyway.

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.